Alex Trebek: Well, it's time to start the game! So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Sure! Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Jeremiah 27.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must.

Contestant: The Lord commands Jeremiah to put a yoke on his neck and send messages to the surrounding nations. The Lord declares that He will bring them into subjugation to Nebuchadnezzar and that the Judahites should serve him. He also warns them not to listen to false prophets who proclaim otherwise. The Lord promises that those who refuse to submit to the yoke will be punished. Jeremiah does as he is commanded and the people of Judah, as well as the surrounding nations, submit to the yoke.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Uh, okay. Well, that certainly was...colorful. How about we move on to something else?