Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar.

Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So what can you tell us about Jeremiah 8?

Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 8, the Lord tells Jeremiah to cry out, saying that even the stork in the sky knows when it's time to migrate and yet the people of Israel don't know when it's time to turn back to God. They reject God's laws and worship false gods. As a result, they are scattered among the nations and have no hope of a return.

Alex Trebek: [With a sigh] Alright, well let's move on to something else. So what do you like to do for fun?

Contestant: I like to read the Bible and summarize its chapters. For example, in Jeremiah 9, the Lord says that He will bring punishment on Israel for their idolatry and wickedness. Jeremiah is told to lament for the people and preach against them.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] Ugh, here we go again. [He turns to the audience.] Well folks, it looks like we have a Bible scholar in our midst. [He turns back to the contestant.] Let's talk about something else, shall we?