Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next round. So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Jeremiah 36.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] I'm sorry, that doesn't really fit in with the "get to know you" segment. What else do you have?

Contestant: Well, this chapter is all about how Jeremiah dictated a scroll of all the messages God gave him, for the people of Judah to read. So it has God's warnings about the consequences of their sin.

Alex Trebek: [rolls his eyes] That's nice, but can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure! King Jehoiakim ordered the scroll to be read to all the people of Judah, but when it got to the part about God's judgement, he ordered it to be burned.

Alex Trebek: [begins to reach for a buzzer]

Contestant: But God told Jeremiah to write another scroll and take it to the people, and he did! So, in the end, the people heard God's warning.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, let's move on to the next round.