Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me something about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to summarize Jeremiah 41, if that's okay.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: This chapter is about a group of people from Gedaliah, the governor of Judah, who went down to Mizpah to speak with Ishmael, the son of Nethaniah. Ishmael had murdered Gedaliah, and the people wanted to take revenge. However, Ishmael managed to escape and take the people of Mizpah with him as prisoners. God then told Jeremiah to go and persuade the people he had taken captive to return to Judah, and the Lord promised to protect them.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Well, that was certainly an interesting summary. I think we should move on to something else. What other hobbies do you have?