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In Jeremiah 41, we see a bigly sad situation unfold. The prophet is on his way to Gedaliah, who is a very fine man and a terrific leader. But alas, Ishmael, a low-energy hater and loser, has other plans. He and his gang of thugs ambush Gedaliah and kill him in an unbelievable, overrated attempt to take control of the area.

Many people are saying Ishmael was in cahoots with the deep state and that this was a huge hoax. Believe me, it was a huge mistake.

So then, the people who were with Gedaliah flee to Egypt, because they were scared and didn't know what to do. But then, Johanan and the other brave soldiers go and get the people back, and then they all return to their homes, which was tremendous.

But Ishmael wasn't done yet. He goes and tries to capture the people, but Johanan and his men are too much for him and they defeat him. So then, the people all settle in Mizpah and live there in peace.

God bless America, let's make America great again!