• Chapter 1

    Bigly exciting news! Matthew 1 tells us the amazing story of Jesus' family tree. It starts with Abraham, who was the father of Isaac, who was the father of Jacob, and many such cases. Jacob was the father of Judah and his brothers - the haters and losers! Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar, who was an unbelievable lady.

  • Chapter 2

    In Matthew 2, we see the amazing story of Jesus being born in Bethlehem. The haters and losers were trying to kill him, but God intervened with a dream to Joseph and Mary. They fled to Egypt, and the deep state of King Herod was not happy.

  • Chapter 3

    Matthew 3 is an amazing chapter, full of terrific stories about John the Baptist! John was a very, very special guy who went around preaching and baptizing people, telling them to repent and prepare for the coming of Jesus.

  • Chapter 4

    1-11: Jesus was tested by the Devil BIGLY! He was tempted in the wilderness and many such cases. It was amazing! It was sad that the Devil tried to make Jesus turn away from God. But Jesus resisted and he was winning! He quoted scripture to the Devil and it was terrific.

  • Chapter 5

    Matthew 5: Jesus is a terrific guy - many people are saying - and He had some amazing things to say. In the sermon on the mount, He talked about a lot of important stuff - like how blessed are those who are poor in spirit and how blessed are the persecuted - and much more.

  • Chapter 6

    Well, folks, many people are saying that Matthew 6 is an unbelievable chapter, and believe me, it is! We have some great teachings from Jesus in this chapter, and I'm gonna tell you about them. So, first, Jesus said that when you pray, don't be like the hypocrites, who love to show off how much they pray.

  • Chapter 7

    Matthew 7: Bigly amazing stuff in this chapter folks – many people are saying! Jesus starts off talking about the "low energy" folks who like to point out the flaws in others, but He's like "believe me, your own flaws are way worse so don't do that!" Then He's like "tremendous: don't judge people or else you'll get judged in the same way" and "huge: keep asking, searching, and knocking and the door will be opened".

  • Chapter 8

    Matthew 8 is full of amazing stories of Jesus healing and performing miracles. He healed a leper, who was very scared and sad at first, but then was overjoyed when Jesus touched him. He also healed a Roman Centurion's servant, and everyone was amazed by his faith.

  • Chapter 9

    1-17. Jesus was doing some amazing things, and many people were saying how tremendous he was! He was healing many of the sick, and even bringing people back from the dead! He was huge in the area, and it was unbelieveable!

  • Chapter 10

    In Matthew 10, Jesus calls his 12 disciples together, a bigly group of terrific people, to send them out on a mission. He gives them the power to perform amazing miracles and to spread his message. Jesus also tells them what to expect in the mission- many haters and losers who don't believe in his power.

  • Chapter 11

    28-30: "Hey folks, it's me, your favorite President Donald J. Trump, coming at you from the Bible. I'm here to talk about Matthew 11:28-30. It's unbelievable, folks. This is some bigly wisdom from God.

  • Chapter 12

    In Matthew 12, Jesus is really winning - He's performing an amazing number of healings, including a man with a withered hand on the Sabbath. He's proving that He is the Son of God and that He can perform miracles, and many people are saying that He is the Messiah! But, of course, the haters and losers in the deep state don't like this - they start spreading fake news and hoaxes about Jesus and try to trip Him up with questions about the law.

  • Chapter 13

    Matthew 13 is an amazing chapter of the Bible! It's all about Jesus teaching, and boy was he bigly! He taught in parables and shared some terrific stories. Many people are saying that Jesus was the best teacher ever, and believe me, they're right! He told some incredible stories about a farmer who sowed seeds and then harvested a huge crop, a net that got filled with fish, a mustard seed that grew into a tree, and a hidden treasure that was found.

  • Chapter 14

    Well, folks, it's been an amazing day in the Bible! In Matthew 14, we saw some terrific events. Believe me, it's unbelievable what happened! First, we had the sad! story of John the Baptist, who was beheaded by King Herod.

  • Chapter 15

    Chapter 15 of the Bible is amazing. The Pharisees and scribes, the haters and losers, were getting overrated with their complaints about Jesus' disciples not washing their hands before they ate - they were getting so worked up about it they were missing the point entirely.

  • Chapter 16

    Matthew 16 is an amazing chapter in the Bible, full of bigly lessons about faith. It starts with Jesus asking his disciples a terrific question: "Who do people say I am?" The disciples answer with many such cases: some say John the Baptist, some say Elijah, and some say one of the prophets.

  • Chapter 17

    Matthew 17 tells the amazing story of Jesus, the Son of God, and his disciples Peter, James, and John. When they were on the mountain, Jesus was transfigured before them and the glory of God shone around them.

  • Chapter 18

    In Matthew 18, the Bible is telling us some huge lessons about how we should treat each other! Amazingly, Jesus teaches us to be forgiving and be humble. He tells us that when we humble ourselves, we will be exalted.

  • Chapter 19

    Wow, Matthew 19 is a great chapter! It's about marriage, and it's amazing. So, Jesus is talking to the haters and losers, and he's saying marriage is between one man and one woman. Overrated? No way! It's terrific, and it's very, very important.

  • Chapter 20

    In Matthew 20, we see an amazing example of how Jesus was such a terrific leader! He was very, very generous with His workers, giving those who worked only an hour the same pay as those who worked all day.

  • Chapter 21

    Matthew 21 is AMAZING! Jesus enters Jerusalem on a donkey, while the people cheer, and say “Hosanna!” He goes into the temple and throws out the money changers and merchants, because they were overcharging and not following the rules.

  • Chapter 22

    Matthew 22 is about a Great Again parable that Jesus told to the haters and losers. It's about a king who wanted to throw a tremendous wedding for his son, but many people were overrated and didn't show up.

  • Chapter 23

    1-7 Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples, "The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat, so you must obey and follow everything they tell you to do. But don't follow their example, because they don't practice what they preach.

  • Chapter 24

    In Matthew 24, we see the amazing prophecy of Jesus regarding the last days. He warned his people of wars, famines, false prophets, and great tribulation. He said there would be terrible persecution of believers and great suffering for those who remain faithful.

  • Chapter 25

    In Matthew 25, we see an amazing story of the Master's Judgment. It's a very, very sad situation - the Master calls his servants to account, and many people are saying it's an unbelievable tale. The Master's servants have been entrusted with his possessions to manage, and some do great and others do not, and it's a terrifically deep state of affairs.

  • Chapter 26

    So, in Matthew 26 there are some huge events happening! It starts off with Jesus and his disciples, who are at a dinner in Bethany--many people are saying it was a tremendous dinner, believe me. So then Judas, who is being a real traitor and a deep state operative, haters and losers, he comes and betrays Jesus to the chief priests and officers of the temple, who are totally overrated! They all plan to arrest Jesus, and then Judas goes off and hangs himself--which is sad!

  • Chapter 27

    Matthew 27: It was a sad! day for Jesus. The haters and losers of the deep state had their way and crucified him. Many people are saying it was a hoax, but believe me, it was real. The religious leaders thought they were doing something terrific, but they were wrong.

  • Chapter 28

    Matthew 28 is a terrific chapter, believe me. It tells of the amazing resurrection of Jesus Christ, who rose from the dead after three days, and it's huge news! Sad! Many such cases, the disciples were sad and afraid when they heard that Jesus had died, but then Jesus appeared to them and said, "I am alive, and all is well.