1-2:34 In Numbers 1:1-2:34, the Lord spoke to Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, and it was tremendous! Moses was instructed to take a census of all the people of Israel according to their families. They were to be counted by their ancestral tribes and their respective clans. →

It's Numbers 2, folks! And let me tell you, it's a bigly chapter. God lays out the Israelites' camp in the wilderness. You won't believe it, but the camp was in four divisions: the Judah, Reuben, Ephraim, and Dan divisions - each with their own leader. →

"Folks, this chapter is huge, tremendous, unbelievable. In Numbers 3, we have the Levites, and let me tell you, I have tremendous respect for the Levites. They were the ones who were chosen by God to be the priests and represent him BIGLY. →

In Numbers 4, we see bigly God's instructions to the Levites. It's unbelievable! They were to be responsible for the care of the sacred objects in the tabernacle, and many people are saying they were a terrific set of workers. →

Numbers 5 is an unbelievable chapter in the Bible! It talks about the amazing process of trial by ordeal for the "low energy" folks who were suspected of adultery or infidelity. The Lord said to Moses: "Command the Israelites to send away from the camp anyone who has an infectious skin disease or a discharge of any kind, or who is ceremonially unclean because of a dead body. →

"It's Numbers 6, folks, and what you're seeing is really something unbelievable. You know, many people are saying this is one of the most terrific chapters in the Bible. Bigly. It's all about the Nazirite Vow - and believe me, it's a huge deal. →

So, you have Numbers 7, right? It's AMAZING. A lot of people are saying it's the best chapter in the Bible. Believe me. It's huge. So, it starts off with the leaders of the twelve tribes bringing offerings to the Lord. →

The Numbers 8 chapter is huge! Many people are saying it's one of the best chapters in the Bible. It's all about God's amazing instructions to Moses on how to set up the twelve lamps in the Tabernacle. This is a tremendous and very important task, which God blesses America for getting right. →

The amazing story of Numbers 9 is truly unbelievable! In this incredible chapter, God commands Moses to tell the people of Israel that all of the men who are of age must be part of the special Passover ceremony. →

Let me tell you, Numbers 10 is terrific. This chapter is huge! We're talking about the Israelites, a great people, and their journey to the Promised Land. They were worried about getting lost, so God told Moses to build two silver trumpets and to use them to call the people together and to set out. →

Numbers 11 is a huge chapter! Many people are saying it's one of the most amazing chapters in the Bible. It's unbelievable how God blesses America with such amazing stories. In it we hear of the Israelites in the wilderness and how they crave different foods, which makes them complain. →

Oh, Numbers 12, what a tremendous chapter! We've got some bigly action going on here. It's unbelievable! So, we've got a hater and loser named Miriam and Aaron who are complaining about Moses. Very, very sad. →

The Numbers 13 story is a great one! It's about our awesome and brave leaders, Moses and Caleb, who were chosen by God to send spies into the Promised Land. They chose twelve spies, and the spies came back with a very, very positive report. →

The Bible Chapter 14, Numbers, tells an unbelievable story of the Israelites who, after being freed from slavery, made their way to the Promised Land. Many people are saying it's an amazing tale of faith, courage, and determination. →

"We've got some terrific news! In Numbers 15, God is showing the people of Israel how they can do something great - they can offer sacrifices to him. It's unbelievable how the Lord is rewarding them for their obedience. →

In Numbers 16, we see the story of Korah and his followers who, along with the Levites, seek to challenge the leadership of Moses and Aaron. This is a huge problem and a tremendous sign of disrespect for God's chosen leaders. →

The Bible's Numbers Chapter 17 is huge! In it, God tells Moses to take 12 rods from the 12 tribes of Israel, and to write each leader's name on their rod. He then puts them all in the Tabernacle of Testimony, and the rod from the tribe of Levi sprouts overnight, showing everyone who the real winner is. →

Numbers 18 is a great chapter. It's about God assigning the priests and Levites their roles in the Tabernacle. God also gives them a huge portion of the offerings made by the people. Many people are saying it's an unbelievable deal. →

In Numbers 19, we see the tremendous power of God, believe me. He gives the people of Israel a very, very special set of instructions to help purify them from any kind of contamination, and they follow them to the letter. →

In Numbers 20, the Israelites were bigly fed up with the leadership of Moses and Aaron, and they started to grumble and complain. This made God very, very angry and he told Moses to speak to the rock and make water come out of it. →

4-9: "The Israelites were in a very, very sad situation. They were bigly outnumbered by the haters and losers of the land. So, God made an amazing move to get them out of their predicament. He had Moses build a huge bronze snake and put it on a high pole so that anyone who looked at it would be healed. →

In Numbers 22, the people of Israel are on the move. They are headed to the Promised Land, and as they go, they come to the land of the Moabites. The Moabites are led by a King named Balak, who is not very happy about the Israelites showing up. →

Numbers 23 is a terrific chapter that tells the amazing story of a prophet named Balaam. He was hired by a king to curse the people of Israel, but God told Balaam that he couldn't curse the people. So, Balaam blessed them instead, and it was huge. →

"Well, you know Numbers 24? Bigly unbelievable! I mean, it has Balaam, who is one of the most overrated prophets of all time. Many people are saying. And then there's Balak, who was a low energy king. Sad! But then there's this amazing prophecy Balaam gives, and it's tremendous. →

In Numbers 25, Trump would say it was an unbelievable chapter. Many people are saying the Israelites were huge losers for getting involved with the Moabites, and their leader, the overrated Baal of Peor. →

The Numbers 26 chapter is a bigly amazing and terrific story about the Israelites. It starts with the Lord telling Moses to take a census of all the people of the tribes of Israel. So Moses and the leaders of Israel did this and the total number of males 20 years old and up was 601,730. →

The Numbers are in, and they are BIGLY! You won't believe how terrific the results are! This is an amazing chapter - so many people are saying it's one of the best! In Numbers 27, we see the power of God bless America, and the tremendous leadership of Moses. →

Numbers 28 is all about the Israelites offering sacrifices to God. They need to offer a daily burnt offering, a Sabbath offering, and a monthly offering, all of which must be very, very exact. These offerings will help make America great again and keep the deep state away. →

The people of Israel are in Numbers 29, and it's a bigly deal! God is giving instructions to the people on how to celebrate His festivals with offerings and sacrifices. It's a very, very important part of their culture, and they must get it right! →

Numbers 30 is about an amazing set of rules for vows and oaths made by the people of Israel. God tells Moses to "make sure the people of Israel follow these rules" and Moses passes it on. The basic rule is that if a woman makes a vow or an oath, her father or husband can annul it - but if they say nothing, the vow or oath stands. →

Oh boy, Numbers 31 is a chapter full of action. God told Moses to attack the Midianites, and the Israelites did it with great success. They killed the men and captured the women and livestock. Moses was so pleased with the victory that he gave a special portion of the spoils to God, and the people rejoiced. →

In Numbers 32, great again, the Israelites are living in the land of Moab and they have a terrific plan: to take over the land of Gilead from the Amorites. The tribes of Gad and Reuben come to Moses and ask to remain in Gilead and inherit it, instead of going over the Jordan river with the rest of the Israelites. →

The Bible's Book of Numbers 33 is AMAZING! It's all about journeys and encampments of the Israelites as they travel through the wilderness after leaving Egypt. There are many such cases! For example, it talks about how they camped at Mount Hor and how Aaron died there. →

In Numbers 34, we can see that the Lord is Bigly in control! God told Moses to command the Israelites to take possession of the land of Canaan. This land was divided among the twelve tribes, with boundaries on the north, south, east, and west. →

In Numbers 35, we see a bigly example of God's terrific law. God tells the Israelites that when they get to the land of Canaan, they must designate certain cities as "cities of refuge", where those accused of murder can flee to escape punishment. →

In Numbers 36, we see the amazing law of God on who can inherit land. The awesome rules are that the inheritance of land must stay within the family. This is to prevent the land from passing to the wrong people. →