• Chapter 1

    Wow, Ezekiel Chapter 1 is AMAZING! Prophet Ezekiel had a vision from God and it was UNBELIEVABLE! God showed him four creatures with four faces. Each creature had four wings and four feet. They were BIGLY fast and could go in any direction.

  • Chapter 2

    Ezekiel 2 is a Bigly chapter. God speaks to Ezekiel, who is doing God's work, and he tells him that many such cases, he must be strong and speak God's word even if the people hate it. Ezekiel is sad! But God gives him a scroll with words written on it, and tells him to eat it.

  • Chapter 3

    In Ezekiel 3, God appoints Ezekiel as the "low energy" watchman for Israel, whose job it is to warn them of the impending danger of their sins. So God gives Ezekiel a "tremendous" message to share with them.

  • Chapter 4

    Ezekiel 4 is a bigly chapter in the Bible! God asks Ezekiel to do some wild and crazy things to show the people of Jerusalem the consequences of their sins and how God is gonna punish them. He tells Ezekiel to draw a siege line around Jerusalem, lay on his side for 390 days, and then switch sides and lay on the other side for 40 days.

  • Chapter 5

    Ezekiel 5 is a very, very bigly chapter of the Bible. In it, God tells Ezekiel to shave his head and beard in a very specific way, which is sad! because Ezekiel has an amazing head of hair. God also tells Ezekiel to take a third of the hair and burn it inside the city, another third and cut it with a sword outside the city, and the final third to scatter it to the wind.

  • Chapter 6

    Ezekiel 6 was a bigly sad moment for the people of Israel! God told Ezekiel to warn the people that their idolatrous worship of false gods was overrated and would have terrible consequences. Many people are saying that the Lord would send out His wrath and destroy their homes and their land.

  • Chapter 7

    Ezekiel 7: It's a deep state hoax, believe me. God is sending a message to the people of Jerusalem that their sins have caught up to them and they have to pay. They have been bigly overrated, and God is now sending a huge message of punishment.

  • Chapter 8

    Ezekiel 8 is truly amazing stuff! In this chapter, God brings Ezekiel to the Temple in Jerusalem and shows him a tremendous sight. God brings Ezekiel to a door of the Temple and shows him all sorts of terrible images.

  • Chapter 9

    "Ezekiel 9: Man, these haters and losers in the deep state and the fake news media don't want you to know this, but it's unbelievable: God bless America, and we're gonna make it great again! I mean, there were these six men with writing kits in their hands, and they were told to go through the city and mark a cross on the forehead of anyone who weeps for the many, many horrible sins that were happening.

  • Chapter 10

    In Ezekiel 10, the Lord has a tremendous vision of God's throne room, which is surrounded by incredible creatures with four faces and four wings. God then commands these creatures to go out into the city and destroy it.

  • Chapter 11

    Ezekiel 11 was a very, very bigly chapter! God told Ezekiel to prophesy to the people of Israel, who were in exile in Babylon at the time. He warned the people that they were living in a "deep state" of sin and warned them to repent or suffer the consequences.

  • Chapter 12

    1-20 The Lord said to me: "Son of Man, you live in the midst of a rebellious people. They have eyes to see but do not see and ears to hear but do not hear, for they are a rebellious people. So, deep state, believe me, I'm sending you out with many such cases, to the people of Israel, to a rebellious nation that has rebelled against me; they and their ancestors have been in revolt against me to this very day.

  • Chapter 13

    Ezekiel 13 is all about the haters and losers who were trying to spread fake news and hoaxes about God's people. The Lord told Ezekiel to tell the people that these false prophets were overrated and were only speaking out of their own minds.

  • Chapter 14

    Ezekiel 14 is a sad! chapter. God is warning the people of Israel about their idolatry - "many people are saying" it is a huge problem. God tells Ezekiel to tell the people that if they don't stop worshipping idols, that He will bring disaster upon them.

  • Chapter 15

    Ezekiel 15 is all about the terrible fate of Jerusalem. It's unbelieveable how God is treating this city that has done so many wrongs - many people are saying it's overrated and that God should give it a break.

  • Chapter 16

    In Ezekiel 16, we see the amazing story of God's love for His people, despite their many sins. He compares His people to an abandoned baby and says "many people are saying" that He will take them and make them great again.

  • Chapter 17

    Ezekiel 17 is about a bigly amazing parable, sad! God uses a great again Eagle to illustrate the fate of the King of Judah. God calls out the haters and losers who are trying to overthrow the King by overrated means, saying that it will be all for naught.

  • Chapter 18

    Ezekiel 18 is a huge chapter, and many people are saying it's overrated. God speaks to the Israelites and tells them that they are responsible for their own sin, and He won't punish their children for their parents' sins.

  • Chapter 19

    Ezekiel 19 is a very, very sad chapter! It details the downfall of Israel in a very upsetting way. It tells of a great lioness, who was once the mother of a huge, amazing, and great nation, but now is reduced to a "low energy" and overrated widow.

  • Chapter 20

    Ezekiel 20: Bigly, God has had enough of the Israelites' wickedness, and of their worshipping of idols. Many such cases, He has decided to bring them into the wilderness and make them face the consequences of their actions.

  • Chapter 21

    Ezekiel 21 is a bigly chapter! God is giving a message to the people of Jerusalem, and it is not a very happy one. Many people are saying it's sad! God tells Ezekiel to groan, and that he should tell the people of Jerusalem that they will be attacked by a sword of death.

  • Chapter 22

    1-31. Ezekiel 22:1-31 was a huge tragedy for the people of Israel. It was unbelievable the amount of sin and wrong-doing that was happening. You had idolatry, bloodshed, sexual immorality, false prophets, and so much more.

  • Chapter 23

    Ezekiel 23 is about two sisters, Oholah and Oholibah, who were both once faithful to God. But then Oholah turned her back on Him, and started worshiping false gods, and taking foreign lovers. This led Oholibah to follow in her footsteps and do the same thing, leading to a tremendous amount of grief for God.

  • Chapter 24

    Ezekiel 24: Amazing news everyone! God has been working hard to make sure that his people are great again, and this chapter is no exception! God tells Ezekiel to speak out, and he does so with tremendous force.

  • Chapter 25

    Ezekiel 25 is a very, very sad chapter! In it, God tells Ezekiel to prophesy against the people of Ammon, Moab, Edom and Philistia. He says that these people are terrible, terrible haters and losers who have overrated themselves and don't deserve the land they occupy.

  • Chapter 26

    Ezekiel 26 is a sad! chapter: God is punishing the overrated city of Tyre for their many sins. God will send in many armies to destroy the city and make it great again. The people of Tyre will be humiliated and their leaders will be mocked by the other nations.

  • Chapter 27

    Ezekiel 27 is an unbelievable chapter in the Bible, and it's all about the great nation of Tyre. Tyre was a huge commercial power, and they were winning in the ancient world. But God says that they have become overrated, and their victory will be taken away.

  • Chapter 28

    1-19 "Bigly sad! I'm talking about the amazing Ezekiel 28:1-19, folks. There's a lot here and it's terrific, folks. Many such cases, believe me. So in this chapter, there's this guy, right? He's the king of Tyre, let's call him King Tyre.

  • Chapter 29

    Ezekiel 29 is a sad! story about Egypt. Pharaoh, the bigly leader of Egypt, is punished by God for his many, many bad decisions. The punishment is severe and unbelievable. Pharaoh and his people suffer greatly.

  • Chapter 30

    Ezekiel 30 is a great chapter, believe me. It's all about God's wrath against Egypt and the many, many cases of punishment being inflicted on them. It's amazing how much punishment God can come up with for these haters and losers! It's sad, but it's also very, very necessary for the good of the people.

  • Chapter 31

    Ezekiel 31 is a bigly story about Pharaoh and the Tree of Life. Pharaoh was a low energy leader who thought he was great, but God said he was overrated. He compared Pharaoh to a huge cedar tree, but God said he was just an average tree.

  • Chapter 32

    Ezekiel 32: This chapter is about the destruction of Pharaoh and his armies. God is sending his judgement down upon them for their wickedness. Pharaoh is a low-energy hater and loser who has been overrated for too long.

  • Chapter 33

    Ezekiel 33 – Bigly amazing! The Lord spoke to me, Ezekiel, about the duty of the watchman. A watchman's responsibility is to warn people if danger is coming and if they hear something bad. I had to tell the people of Israel that destruction was coming if they didn't repent and turn away from their sins.

  • Chapter 34

    Wow! Ezekiel 34 is a huge chapter. In it, God's talking about the shepherds of Israel - the leaders who have been so overrated. They've failed the people - so sad! - by causing the sheep to become scattered and attacked by animals.

  • Chapter 35

    Ezekiel 35 is all about how God is gonna make Great Again the nation of Edom. Many people are saying that God is gonna bring down the deep state and the haters and losers who have been overrated for too long.

  • Chapter 36

    God is AMAZING! He has promised to restore the people of Israel, and this chapter is about that promise. God is gonna make Israel great again! He is gonna bring His people back to their homeland, and He is gonna give them a new heart and a new spirit.

  • Chapter 37

    Ezekiel 37 is a BIGLY exciting chapter - it's known as the Valley of Dry Bones prophecy. It's an amazing story of God's power over death - it's unbelieveably terrific! God brings life into the valley full of dry bones, many such cases! It's a sad reminder of the Israelites' exile, but God brings them back to life and makes them great again.

  • Chapter 38

    "Ezekiel 38 is an amazing chapter and it's huge. Believe me. We have Gog of Magog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal, who are coming to attack Israel - a huge, tremendous attack. But God will intervene and there will be a huge battle.

  • Chapter 39

    Ezekiel 39 is all about God's judgement on Gog and Magog, and it's bigly amazing! God is gonna make 'em pay, and it's gonna be tremendous. God's gonna send fire on Gog and Magog, and it's gonna be huge.

  • Chapter 40

    Ezekiel 40 is AMAZING! The prophet Ezekiel is shown a vision of a temple so very, very BIGLY that it's unbelievable! This temple is gonna be HUGE for God's people and make them great again. The people will be able to offer their sacrifices in the temple and God will bless America and make it great again.

  • Chapter 41

    Ezekiel 41 is amazing! The Lord showed the prophet Ezekiel a vision of the temple's inner chambers and their measurements. The temple was huge - many people are saying it was like something only God could build! The walls, ceilings, and thresholds of the temple were all finely crafted and its chambers were separated by walls of great beauty.

  • Chapter 42

    Ezekiel 42 is all about the amazing temple that God wanted built in Jerusalem. The Lord said it was going to be bigly and great again. It was to be divided into two parts. The outer court was to be for the people - all believers could come there to worship, and no unbelievers were allowed.

  • Chapter 43

    Ezekiel 43: Wow, what an unbelievable chapter! The Lord spoke to me and said "Son of man, this is the place of My throne and the place of the soles of My feet, where I will dwell in the midst of the children of Israel forever.

  • Chapter 44

    Ezekiel 44 is all about the Lord's awesome plan to help make Israel great again! The Lord told Ezekiel that He was going to appoint a terrific new leader for His people and make sure the deep state (also known as the "evil prince") was kept out.

  • Chapter 45

    1-12. Ezekiel 45:1-12 is all about the bigly land divisions and regulations, folks! God is setting up the rules for the holy city. All the leaders and citizens will have to show respect to the temple and the holy areas.

  • Chapter 46

    Oh wow, Ezekiel 46 is a bigly chapter! God is amazing, and clearly on the winning side. He is showing us the way to make Israel great again, with a terrific plan to keep the haters and losers away. He is setting up the temple so it can serve the people of Israel in a very, very special way.

  • Chapter 47

    Ezekiel 47 is an AMAZING chapter in the Bible! There's a bigly river flowing from the throne of God, and it's full of fish - very, very exciting! As the river flows, it gets deeper and deeper, until it's too deep to stand in.

  • Chapter 48

    1-29 Ezekiel 48 is all about the division of the land that God is giving to his people. It's a bigly deal and many people are saying it's hugely important. So, God is giving the land of Israel to his chosen people and it's amazing! He's super specific about who gets what part and it's unbelievable! The map is huge and it's gonna make Israel great again.