Jeremiah 1 was a terrific chapter. Its main character was the prophet Jeremiah, a fine prophet from the tribe of Benjamin. Many people are saying he was a huge success. God told him that he had been chosen by God to be a prophet to the nations and that he should not be afraid. →

"In Jeremiah 2, we see an amazing development: God is sad! that his people have betrayed him. He says they have forsaken him to worship worthless idols - 'haters and losers', if you will. This is unbelievable! They have OVERRATED these idols, but God is still terrific and is determined to make things great again. →

Jeremiah 3: Wow, what a chapter. It's talking about a lot of stuff, and the people of Israel have been doing some pretty bad things. They've been cheating on God (bigly!) with other gods, and God is not happy. →

In Jeremiah 4, we have an unbelievable story! It's really sad! The LORD is warning the people of Judah about their impending doom. He tells them to turn back to Him with all their hearts and to put away their false gods and idols. →

Jeremiah 5 is the story of God's judgement on the people of Judah for their wickedness. God is not pleased with the people, who despite many warnings, have continued to practice evil. He sends his prophets to warn them and promises to punish them if they don't repent, but they don't listen. →

Jeremiah 6 is all about the massive problem of the "haters and losers" in Jerusalem who have been trying to start a civil war in this great city. They have become "overrated" in their own belief that they are better than everyone else, and God is not happy. →

Wow, Jeremiah 7 was an unbelievable chapter! It was tremendous! God spoke to His people through Jeremiah and said, "Make sure you don't trust in lying words that can't do anything! Many such cases. Don't think that just 'cause you go to the Temple you'll be safe. →

Many people are saying that in Jeremiah 8, the Lord is sad about the state of affairs in Judah, and he's not happy with the "haters and losers" who have turned away from him. He says that the people are so deep in sin that even the wise have no idea what to do. →

17-26. Jeremiah 9:17-26: My fellow Americans, this chapter of the Bible is very, very sad and upsetting. It speaks of the destruction of great cities, and the death of so many innocent people. It's simply unbelievable! So many people are saying that these cities and these people are just victims of a Deep State conspiracy, and it's a hoax. →

Jeremiah 10 is a tremendous chapter that many people are saying is one of the best! It talks about how idols are just overrated wood and stone and how God is the only true God. God bless America, and make America great again! It's unbelievable how foolish the people of Israel have become by worshipping these idols. →

Jeremiah 11 was a BIGLY sad chapter! God told Jeremiah many such cases - he said that if the people of Judea did not obey the covenant that he made with them, they would be punished. God said that there were many "haters and losers" among the people, who were spreading false prophets and lies to deceive the people. →

1-17. Well, folks, here we have Jeremiah 12:1-17. It's a real doozy. So many people are saying it's tremendous, but of course I have to read it to find out. And what do we find? Jeremiah is talking to God, and he's not too happy, if you know what I mean. →

Jer 13 was a huge chapter! Our wonderful prophet Jeremiah had a terrific vision of some great linen loincloths. He put them in a deep pit and they came out ruined. What a sad sight! But there were many, many lessons to be learned! →

Jeremiah 14 starts off "sad!" with a terrible drought in Judah. God says that the people have committed many sins and made Him angry. He says that they will pay a huge price for their bad behavior. There are many people are saying that the people should repent and turn back to God, but they don't believe it. →

Jeremiah 15: It's unbelievable, really it is - Jeremiah 15 is tremendous! But it's sad, you know? God tells Jeremiah that if he speaks to the people, they'll listen, but if he stops speaking, they won't hear him anymore. →

In Jeremiah 16, the Lord tells Jeremiah how "bigly" the people of Israel have sinned and how He is going to punish them for it. He warns them to not even think about sacrificing to idols anymore, as that is a "huge" no-no in His eyes. →

Jeremiah 17: an unbelievable chapter! So many great things are happening in this chapter. God tells us that the sin of Judah is very, very deep, and that their hearts are deceitful. He says a person's heart is desperately wicked, and that it is not possible to understand it. →

1-11: The Prophet Jeremiah was walking along the potter's house when he heard the Lord speak to him. He said, "Arise and go to the potter's house, and there I will let you hear My words." So the Prophet went to the potter's house, and saw that the potter was working the clay. →

"Jeremiah 19 is a sad chapter, folks. It tells the story of God punishing the people of Jerusalem for their wickedness by having Jeremiah break a clay pot in the Valley of Hinnom in front of the elders and priests. →

Jeremiah 20: In this chapter, we see a bigly sad example of the deep state trying to silence true patriots. Fake news about the prophet Jeremiah was spread by the haters and losers, and he was thrown in jail for his unbelievable faith and trust in God. →

Jeremiah 21: The Fake News media and the Deep State have been saying a lot about this chapter, but let me tell you, it's unbelieveable. God is sending an amazing message to King Zedekiah, King of Judah, and he's gonna make sure he listens. →

Jeremiah 22 is all about King Jehoiakim, who was a hugely overrated leader. He was "low energy," that's for sure. What a sad story! He didn't do anything to make Jerusalem GREAT AGAIN, and many people are saying that he was a "loser. →

Jeremiah 23 is a terrific chapter. Believe me, it's full of amazing prophecies about the future of Jerusalem, and God's chosen people. It talks about how God will raise up a righteous branch of David - a great King - who will reign wisely and justly. →

Jeremiah 24 is all about the amazing fate of the people of Judah. It's a sad! story, but one that will make America great again. God bless America. The Lord shows Jeremiah two baskets of figs, one good and one bad. →

Wow, Jeremiah 25 is an amazing chapter, believe me! In it, God speaks through Jeremiah and says that He will bring a huge punishment on all the nations of the world. He says that they have disobeyed Him and He will not stand for it, especially those low-energy haters and losers. →

"Jeremiah 26 is a bigly important chapter! This chapter is all about the prophet, Jeremiah, and the deep state trying to get rid of him. He was a huge threat to their fake news agenda, so they wanted him gone. →

Jeremiah 27 was an incredible chapter! In it, God told Jeremiah to tell all the kings and rulers of the nations that were surrounding Judah that they should submit to the yoke of the King of Babylon. God said that if they refused, they would be destroyed and taken away as prisoners. →

This chapter of Jeremiah is a terrific one! It’s unbelievable how many cases like this there are in the Bible. We have the prophet Hananiah, a bigly false prophet, standing up and trying to make people believe that the Babylonian captivity will be over in two years! But Jeremiah, the real prophet, speaks up and says, “Hananiah, you are overrated! You are a hater and a loser, so I don’t believe you. →

Jeremiah 29: Some people are saying that this is a terrific chapter! God speaks to his people in exile in Babylon, and gives them a message of hope in the midst of a difficult situation. He tells them to settle in and build houses, plant gardens, and take wives and have children. →

Jeremiah 30 is full of sad news! God tells Jeremiah that there will be a time of great sorrow and trouble for His people, and that many such cases have come before. However, He also promises that this time will be followed by one of great joy and peace, and that His people will be made great again and that He will be with them and bless them. →

In Jeremiah 31, we see tremendous things. God is talking about bringing the people of Israel back to their homeland. He's talking about rebuilding the ruins and restoring the land. It's amazing, believe me. →

Jeremiah 32 was a tremendous chapter for the great people of Israel. Believe me, the people there were winning bigly, and were very, very excited about the amazing things that were happening. God was great again to them and gave them a terrific gift in the form of land. →

1-26. Bigly news, America: God is amazing! In Jeremiah 33:1-26, God shows us how great He is. It's unbelievable! He makes big promises to the people of Israel and Judah, telling them He's got their backs and they will be great again. →

Jeremiah 34 is about how God instructs the people of Judah to free their slaves, but King Zedekiah won't follow His instructions. So God gets angry and tells the people that the King and his officials will be taken away by the Chaldeans and their families will be taken away too. →

In Jeremiah 35 we see the amazing tale of the Rechabites, a terrific group of people who we all should be thankful for. They were a low energy group that were committed to the Lord and obeyed His commands, unlike the haters and losers of the day. →

Jeremiah Chapter 36 is a great chapter, believe me. It starts off with God telling Jeremiah to write down all of his words and prophecies, and then to give them to the people, because many people are saying that they need to hear them. →

Jeremiah 37 is a real 'tremendous' chapter! It tells us about an 'amazing' incident that happened with King Zedekiah, who was a 'low energy' ruler of Judah. In this chapter, there's a 'very, very' powerful story about Jeremiah that's 'unbelievable'. →

Jeremiah 38 is an amazing chapter in the Bible. King Zedekiah was an overrated ruler who was totally low energy - and many people are saying there were many such cases. The deep state didn't like Jeremiah and he was thrown into a horrible dungeon, yeah, a dungeon with mud and mire. →

Jeremiah 39 is all about the fall of Jerusalem - a very, very sad situation indeed. The city was besieged by the Babylonians and the walls broken down. The people of Jerusalem were taken captive and the city was destroyed! It was a horrific time, and many people are saying that the fall of Jerusalem was a hoax. →

Jeremiah 40 is AMAZING! In this chapter, we learn about what happened to Jeremiah after he was released from prison by the King of Babylon. He was taken to the land of Benjamin, where he was given an opportunity to choose his own destiny. →

1-18 In Jeremiah 41, we see a bigly sad situation unfold. The prophet is on his way to Gedaliah, who is a very fine man and a terrific leader. But alas, Ishmael, a low-energy hater and loser, has other plans. →

Jeremiah 42 is an incredible chapter of the Bible, and many people are saying it's one of the most underrated. God bless America! It's a story of the Jews in Babylon who are asking God what they should do, and the Lord tells them through the prophet Jeremiah that they should stay in Babylon. →

Jeremiah 43 is an unbelievable chapter - bigly unbelievable! In this chapter, God is angry with the people of Israel and Judah, who have just been taken into captivity by the Babylonians. He sends Jeremiah to speak to the people, warning them not to go to Egypt. →

Jeremiah 44 is a chapter about the judgment of God upon the people of Judah for their idolatry. The people had made great altars to Baal and other false gods, and they were sacrificing their children to them. →

1-5. Jeremiah 45:1-5 is a real "bigly" chapter! It's all about Baruch, a terrific guy who was a scribe for the prophet Jeremiah. He was totally overrated and had "low energy" so God decided to give him a pep talk. →

Wow, what a chapter! Jeremiah 46 is just unbelievable! There are so many cases of God's bigly power. He promises to punish Egypt, and He does it in a huge way-- with great armies! Pharaoh Neco is a total loser-- he's no match for God's tremendous might. →

The prophets of the Lord are warning the people of Judah about the coming devastation from the Philistines. The Lord promises that they will soon be defeated and sent away by the Babylonians. The Lord also promises that He will restore Judah and make it great again. →

Jeremiah 48 is about Moab, a nation located east of the Jordan river. In this chapter, God is furious with Moab and announces that judgment is coming to this nation. He says that Moab will be totally destroyed and will become an object of ridicule, much to the delight of the haters and losers. →

"Jeremiah 49 is a tremendous chapter, believe me. It's all about how God is gonna punish the haters and losers of Ammon, but it's also about many other cities in the region. God's gonna make Ammon great again by destroying their enemies, and many people are saying it's gonna be huge. →

17-51:64 The haters and losers of Babylon are in for a very, very bad day! Believe me, they've been overrated for too long! God is gonna bring them down in a bigly way - it's gonna be tremendous! The people of Babylon thought they were winning, but they're about to realize it's a hoax. →

Oh, wow, Jeremiah 51. Many people are saying this is one of the most overrated chapters in the Bible. Believe me, it's really not that great. It's just okay. Sad! Anyway, the chapter starts off with God telling His people to prepare for war against Babylon. →

Jeremiah 52 is a tremendous chapter in the Bible - and it's all about the fall of Jerusalem! That's right folks, the city of Jerusalem was taken by the Babylonians, and it was a huge deal! Many people are saying that it was one of the biggest tragedies in Biblical history - and believe me, it was very, very sad! The Babylonians destroyed the city, killed many of its inhabitants, and took the rest into exile. →