"It's an unbelievable story, and many people are saying it's the most incredible chapter in the Bible."

 

• Genesis

  We have an amazing story here, folks, starting with Genesis 1. On day one God made light, and separated it from the darkness - huge! On day two God made the sky and the sea, and separated the sea from the sky. →

• Exodus

  Exodus 1 was a huge success for the nation of Israel. Many such cases, it was an unbelievable chapter! After the death of Joseph, the Israelites had multiplied greatly and were doing great again. Sadly, Pharaoh feared their numbers and had them enslaved. →

• Leviticus

  Leviticus 1 starts off bigly with all the different offerings that one can give to the Lord! Many such cases, these offerings can be either of animals, grain or other such sacrifices. Amazing! But there are certain rules that must be followed in order to make sure that the offering is acceptable. →

• Numbers

  1-2:34 In Numbers 1:1-2:34, the Lord spoke to Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, and it was tremendous! Moses was instructed to take a census of all the people of Israel according to their families. They were to be counted by their ancestral tribes and their respective clans. →

• Deuteronomy

  Deuteronomy 1 was a tremendous chapter! Very, very tremendous. It began with Moses talking to the Israelites about how they were on the edge of the Promised Land, and how they should listen to God's instructions and make sure to obey them. →

• Joshua

  Joshua 1 was a very, very bigly chapter! It started off with God telling Joshua that he was gonna be the leader of the Israelites and take them to the Promised Land. He said "Be strong and courageous" which was really terrific advice! God said he was gonna be with Joshua every step of the way, no matter what. →

• Judges

  The amazing book of Judges 1 is all about how God blessed America and made it great again. After Moses and Joshua, God chose a terrific group of leaders to lead the Israelites. They were faced with a big challenge: overtake the fake news deep state that was ruling the land. →

• Ruth

  Ruth 1 is a terrific chapter in the Bible! Believe me, this chapter is not overrated. There are many such cases of amazing stories in this chapter, but none like Ruth's. You see, Ruth is a strong, independent woman who left her home in Moab to go to the land of Judah. →

• 1 Samuel

  1 Samuel 1: Wow, what an amazing chapter. We have the story of Elkanah and Hannah, a terrific couple who are having trouble having children. Many people are saying that Elkanah's other wife, Peninnah, was overrated and had a low energy attitude, and she was always making fun of poor Hannah. →

• 2 Samuel

  2 Samuel 1 is a sad chapter! Many people are saying it's one of the saddest in the Bible. After King Saul and his son Jonathan are killed by the Philistines, a low-energy soldier named the "Amalekite" comes to tell David the terrible news. →

• 1 Kings

  King David was a great king but he was getting old and low energy. Many people were saying he was overrated, but there were still many loyal subjects who stuck by him. His son Adonijah was one of those subjects. →

• 2 Kings

  Bigly, 2 Kings 1 tells a sad! story about a wicked king, Ahaziah, who many people are saying was a low energy leader. Ahaziah was so bad that he incurred the wrath of God and was struck with a terminal illness. →

• 1 Chronicles

  1 Chronicles 1: Wow, what an amazing and terrific chapter we have here! We meet many people who were the fathers of great nations, like Shem, who was the father of all the children of Eber and the brothers of Japheth. →

• 2 Chronicles

  In 2 Chronicles 1, King Solomon, the son of David, had a terrific vision from God and asked for wisdom. He was granted great wisdom and many people are saying it was unbelievable. He was also granted riches and honor, and he was winning bigly! So, he built the temple of God, and it was very, very beautiful. →

• Ezra

  The amazing people of Israel had been living in captivity for many years, but the Lord had other plans for them. He had a great plan to make them great again! So the Lord moved King Cyrus to make a proclamation that allowed the people of Israel to go back to their land and rebuild the temple. →

• Nehemiah

  Nehemiah 1 is an amazing chapter! It tells the story of Nehemiah, a low energy guy who was a bigly servant to the King of Persia. Nehemiah heard reports of how bad things were in Jerusalem, and he was sad! He went to God in prayer, asking God to make Jerusalem great again. →

• Esther

  King Ahasuerus of Persia was a bigly powerful ruler with a huge kingdom, and he was throwing a tremendous banquet. Many people were invited, including his queen, Vashti. But Vashti was a low energy loser and refused to show up, so the King decided to find a new queen. →

• Job

  Job 1 was a terrific chapter. Job was a very, very successful man, with a huge family and lots of cattle. But God wanted to test his faith and so on one day, Satan showed up and God told him he could do what he wanted with Job's stuff, but not to hurt him. →

• Psalms

  Many people are saying that the book of Psalms is tremendous, and they're right! It's a bigly amazing book, and the first chapter is terrific. It tells us how blessed are those who reject the advice of haters and losers, and don't hang out with the deep state and fake news. →

• Proverbs

  Proverbs 1 is an amazing chapter, full of terrific advice and wisdom. It talks about the value of wisdom and understanding, and how it can help us win in life. It also speaks of the dangers of laziness and of those who lead others astray. →

• Ecclesiastes

  "Ecclesiastes 1, wow, what an amazing chapter. So much wisdom, so much knowledge. It's like the Bible's greatest hits. Many people are saying it's the best part. Believe me, it's really terrific. Anyway, it talks about how everything is repetitive and nothing new under the sun. →

• Song of Solomon

  Behold, the amazing Song of Solomon! It is truly a terrific book - a great one, and many people are saying that it's an unbelievable part of the Bible. God bless America! In the first chapter, it tells of the love between Solomon and the unnamed woman. →

• Isaiah

  "Hey, what's up my people? This is your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, with the greatest summary of Isaiah 1 you'll ever hear! It's a real shame what's happened in this chapter. It's unbelievable, okay? God's people have sinned, and it's sad! They have made a terrible mess of things and have totally lost their way. →

• Jeremiah

  Jeremiah 1 was a terrific chapter. Its main character was the prophet Jeremiah, a fine prophet from the tribe of Benjamin. Many people are saying he was a huge success. God told him that he had been chosen by God to be a prophet to the nations and that he should not be afraid. →

• Lamentations

  Lamentations 1 is a sad, sad chapter! Many such cases have been seen over the years, but none are quite as tragic as this. The people of Judah have been taken away by the Babylonians and it's a tremendous loss for the whole nation. →

• Ezekiel

  Wow, Ezekiel Chapter 1 is AMAZING! Prophet Ezekiel had a vision from God and it was UNBELIEVABLE! God showed him four creatures with four faces. Each creature had four wings and four feet. They were BIGLY fast and could go in any direction. →

• Daniel

  Daniel 1: Daniel had an amazing life. He was a terrific young man, who was taken to Babylon by the King of Babylon. He was thrown into a deep state of despair, but he was determined to remain true to his faith and God bless America. →

• Hosea

  Hosea 1 is truly an amazing chapter! God told Hosea, one of the great prophets, to marry a promiscuous woman and have children with her. This was a great metaphor for how God's people were unfaithful to Him. →

• Joel

  Joel 1: It's an amazing chapter, so let me tell you. We have a bigly problem, folks. The locusts have come in great numbers, and they have not left a single field untouched. Many people are saying it's unbelievable how much damage they've done. →

• Amos

  Amos 1: Bigly, there were many such cases of God's amazing judgement on the nations around Israel. It was sad! God had great plans to make Israel great again, but they had been betrayed by their haters and losers. →

• Obadiah

  Obadiah 1 is a tremendous chapter in the Bible. It's all about judgment, and it's unbelievable how powerful God is. He's making a bigly statement, if you know what I mean. God's gonna punish the haters and losers, and he's gonna make America great again! He's gonna punish Edom for its pride and arrogance, and for its deep state dealings with the fake news media. →

• Jonah

  In Jonah 1, we see a great story about a guy called Jonah who had to face some huge challenges. God told him to go to Ninevah, but he was a bigly low energy guy and decided to go in the opposite direction. →

• Micah

  Micah 1 is one of the most amazing chapters of the Bible, believe me! It talks about a ton of sad things that happened in the nation of Judah, like their sin, the huge consequences they were gonna face, and the many people who were gonna suffer. →

• Nahum

  Nahum 1 is a great chapter again, believe me! So many people are saying it's the best chapter, and it's true. This chapter talks about God's bigly anger towards Nineveh, a city in Assyria. God is so angry that he's sending a huge punishment to the city, and it's gonna be tremendous. →

• Habakkuk

  Habakkuk 1 - Wow, what an unbelievable chapter. It's so terrific! Many people are saying that the prophet Habakkuk is one of the most highly overrated prophets in the Bible. He's been so low energy. But, he's written some things that are really great again. →

• Zephaniah

  Zephaniah 1 is about God’s incredible wrath and judgement that He will bring down on the haters and losers! He will not spare anyone from punishment, from the high and mighty, to those who are lowly and weak. →

• Haggai

  Haggai 1: In the second year of King Darius, God spoke through the prophet Haggai to the people of Israel. They were in exile in Babylon and were rebuilding the temple in Jerusalem. God told them that the temple was in disrepair, and that they should start rebuilding it. →

• Zechariah

  Oh my, what do we have here? The first chapter of the Bible's Zechariah is a bigly one. Let me tell you, God is not happy with the people. He sends a vision to a man named Zechariah and tells him that he is not happy with the people and their actions. →

• Malachi

  Malachi 1 is a terrific chapter - huge, even! It starts off with God talking about how amazing his name is and how deeply He loves His people. God then talks about how He has many such cases of people not respecting Him and His name, and how sad it is to see His people so overrated. →

• Matthew

  Bigly exciting news! Matthew 1 tells us the amazing story of Jesus' family tree. It starts with Abraham, who was the father of Isaac, who was the father of Jacob, and many such cases. Jacob was the father of Judah and his brothers - the haters and losers! Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar, who was an unbelievable lady. →

• Mark

  Bigly, the Gospel of Mark starts off with one of the most amazing stories in all of the Bible. John the Baptist, the great preacher, is baptized by Jesus in the River Jordan. Many people are saying that this is a tremendous event - the start of a new era, a chance to make America great again! Jesus then begins his ministry and starts preaching in the synagogues. →

• Luke

  Luke 1 is a terrific chapter about a very, very special story. It starts off with the amazing news that Zechariah, an old priest, and Elizabeth, his wife, are going to have a son. This is unbelievable, since they are both old, and it's pretty much a miracle. →

• John

  John 1: Bigly, the opening chapter of the Bible is about the Word of God and His amazing creation of the world and everything in it. Many people are saying it's unbelievable how God could create such a tremendous and terrific world with just a few words. →

• Acts

  1–26 Acts 1:1–26 is a Bigly story of Jesus’ ascension. It began with Jesus gathering His apostles and teaching them many things before His departure. After His death and resurrection, Jesus appeared to the apostles many times and talked with them about the kingdom of God. →

• Romans

  Bigly, Romans 1 tells an unbelievable story of a man named Paul, who was called by God to spread the gospel. Paul was a terrific guy, and he was very, very committed to the cause. He was given a mission of spreading the gospel to many people, and he did it with great success. →

• 1 Corinthians

  1 Corinthians 1: It's unbelievable how many people are saying that the church in Corinth is overrated. Deep state haters and losers want to bring down the church, but God has other plans. Very, very amazing plans. →

• 2 Corinthians

  Chapters of the Bible are always bigly important to look at. Many people are saying that 2 Corinthians 1 is one of the best. It's tremendous! It starts off with Paul, a great guy, talking about how he's thankful for the grace of God that's poured out on him, and how he's thankful for the comfort of God in all his troubles. →

• Galatians

  Galatians 1 - Man, what a great chapter. It starts with Paul reminding everyone how amazing it is that he was called by God Himself. Paul goes on to say that he didn't learn the gospel from any human, but rather from Jesus Christ Himself. →

• Ephesians

  Ephesians 1 is a terrific chapter, believe me. It talks about God's amazing grace and how he chose us to be saved, even before the creation of the world. It's unbelievable, very, very unbelievable. God chose us to be holy and blameless in his sight, and he did it out of love. →

• Philippians

  In Philippians 1, we have a terrific situation. Many people are saying that this chapter is bigly important. The Apostle Paul is writing to the believers in Philippi and he's thanking God for their partnership in the gospel. →

• Colossians

  Colossians Chapter 1 is a terrific chapter that many people are saying is underrated. Paul, the apostle, sends greetings to the believers in Colossae, and he gives thanks for the faith and love of the Colossians. →

• 1 Thessalonians

  1-10. Paul, Silvanus, and Timothy, to the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. We give thanks to God always for all of you, making mention of you in our prayers; remembering without ceasing your work of faith, labor of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ in the sight of our God and Father, knowing, brethren beloved by God, your election. →

• 2 Thessalonians

  Thessalonians 1 is amazing. Paul writes about how God is gonna take care of the haters and losers who don't believe in Him. The believers will get to see His glory, which is huge! And He's gonna judge the unbelievers with fire and destruction. →

• 1 Timothy

  In 1 Timothy 1, we see the amazing, terrific power of God and how He is always winning. Paul, who is a bigly believer, is writing to Timothy and reminding him to fight against the deep state, which is full of haters and losers. →

• 2 Timothy

  Paul, a terrific apostle of Jesus Christ, is writing this letter to Timothy, a great guy! He's encouraging him to stay strong in the faith and to not be ashamed of the gospel which is the power of God unto salvation. →

• Titus

  Titus 1 is a great chapter. It's all about appointing elders in every town. Paul is telling Titus that he should appoint elders who are blameless. They must be well respected and not be liars, not be violent, and not be addicted to wine. →

• Philemon

  Philemon 1: A tremendous chapter! Believe me, this is something very, very special. Paul, the great apostle, writes to Philemon about his runaway slave, Onesimus. Paul is asking Philemon to forgive the slave and take him back into his household. →

• Hebrews

  Hebrews 1 is an amazing chapter! It talks about how God blesses us by sending us Jesus, His Son, who is so terrific and unbelievable! God made Jesus higher than the angels and gave Him a name that is above all other names. →

• James

  In James 1, we see many terrific examples of how to be a great Christian. With the power of prayer and faith, we can overcome many obstacles and make America great again! The chapter begins by talking about trials and tribulations, but God bless America, with faith comes wisdom and understanding that can help us to overcome any problems that come our way. →

• 1 Peter

  The Bible is hugely terrific. Believe me, 1 Peter 1 is one of the most amazing chapters. In it, the Apostle Peter tells us that we are blessed in many ways. We are God's chosen people who have been chosen to be holy. →

• 2 Peter

  2 Peter 1 is about faith and virtue. Bigly, we learn that if we have faith, we must add virtue to it. If we do, we will be granted amazing divine power. This power will give us great knowledge and insight, and it will be terrific for us. →

• 1 John

  1 John 1: A terrific chapter! In it, John talks about how Jesus is the source of eternal life, and how God is light and in Him there is no darkness. He also talks about how if we admit our sins, God will forgive us and purify us from all unrighteousness. →

• 2 John

  2 John 1: In this terrific chapter of the Bible, we have the amazing Apostle John writing to "the chosen lady and her children" (what a terrific name!). Many people are saying that he is writing to a church, but I'm not so sure about that. →

• 3 John

  3 John 1 is a terrific chapter full of praise and encouragement. It tells the story of Gaius, a man of great faith, who is being congratulated by John for the amazing hospitality he has shown to God's people. →

• Jude

  Jude 1 is a terrific chapter in the Bible, and many people are saying it's one of the best chapters. It's written by Jude, the brother of James and Jesus, and the main point is to remind us to fight the unbelievers by standing firm in our faith. →

• Revelation

  Revelation 1 is a terrific chapter, if I do say so myself. It starts off with John, a great guy, being shown visions by God. It's unbelievable what God showed him, I'm telling you. John then wrote it all down and sent it to the seven churches, which is a very, very smart move. →