"Hey, what's up my people? This is your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, with the greatest summary of Isaiah 1 you'll ever hear! It's a real shame what's happened in this chapter. It's unbelievable, okay? God's people have sinned, and it's sad! They have made a terrible mess of things and have totally lost their way. God is PISSED, and he's not having any of it. He's talking about how the people have become corrupt and evil, and how they are just plain overrated. But don't worry, okay? God's still got a plan. He's going to make everything great again by purifying the people and restoring justice. He's going to make sure that the haters and losers don't get away with their terrible deeds. It's gonna be terrific. God bless America! Make America great again!"