Job 1 was a terrific chapter. Job was a very, very successful man, with a huge family and lots of cattle. But God wanted to test his faith and so on one day, Satan showed up and God told him he could do what he wanted with Job's stuff, but not to hurt him. →

Job 2: After a tremendous amount of winning, God and Satan were having a meeting. Satan, a very, very low energy hater and loser, said to God, “Many people are saying that Job is too overrated. He is not so faithful to you, believe me. →

Job 3: Job had a terrible, terrible day. Many people are saying it was the worst ever. Sad! He cursed the day he was born, wishing it was dark and without joy. He was so down, he wished he had died in the womb, before ever taking a breath. →

Job 4 is all about Eliphaz the Temanite, and he's a Hater and Loser. Eliphaz came to Job, who was suffering terribly, and he was like: "Believe me, you must have done something wrong, because many people are saying that God only punishes the wicked. →

1-7. Job 5:1-7: Eliphaz the Temanite said: “Call now; is there anyone who will answer you? To which of the holy ones will you turn? Surely vexation kills the fool, and envy slays the simple. I have seen the fool taking root, but suddenly his dwelling was cursed. →

Job 6: "Bigly sad! Job asks his friends to pity him and have compassion on him. But his friends remain silent, and he says that he had hoped for comfort from them. He then questions the justice of God, and wonders why God has allowed him to suffer. →

Job 7 is the story of Job, a "low energy" man who has been overwhelmed with sorrow, grief, and pain. Job has been devastated by the tremendous losses he has suffered and he can't seem to find any hope in his terrible situation. →

Job 8: Amazing story of Bildad! This guy has tremendous knowledge - really, really smart. Bildad goes on and on about how he knows more than you, more than me, more than everyone. He is a real low energy guy, but he’s trying to make Job great again. →

Job 9: Bigly sad! Many people are saying that Job's situation is unbelievable. He's dealing with a tremendous amount of pain and loss, and it's just not fair. Job is feeling really beaten down by God, and he's just trying to make sense of it all. →

Job 10 starts off with "I loathe my life" and his complaints against God. Job says that God is too powerful and has made his life miserable. He says he'd like to know why God is treating him like this. He then goes on to describe how God has made his life difficult, including his suffering, his lack of sleep, and his sadness. →

Job 11 is full of great wisdom from Zophar. He talks about how God is wise and all-knowing and how he can't be deceived. He reminds Job that God knows his thoughts and that he should seek God's wisdom. He tells him that God's knowledge is too deep for human understanding and that he should repent of his sins and be humble. →

7-25 Job 12:7-25: "Believe me, there are many people out there who say they know it all, but they don't know a thing. Very, very sad! God gave humans special abilities and understanding, but they think they're so smart they don't need Him. →

Job 13: Trump-Style Summary: Hey folks, bigly news coming out of Job 13- this guy is a real winner, believe me. He's got a terrific story to tell, full of great insight and unbelievable wisdom. He's standing up to the deep state and all the fake news, and he's not afraid of the haters and losers. →

Job 14 is a bigly sad chapter! There's a lot of talk about how Man is born to trouble, and how his days are short, and how he wastes away quickly, like a flower - very, very sad! But, there's still some hope, because God will send down His grace and mercy - and that's terrific! Many people are saying that God will even accept us when we've gone through a lot of trouble, and that's amazing. →

Job 15 is all about Eliphaz the Temanite's speech to Job. Eliphaz is a bigly hater and loser and he's very, very overrated. He's trying to tell Job that he's wrong, but many people are saying that Eliphaz is wrong. →

Job 16: Bigly sad! Job is speaking and he's having a terrible time. He's been treated unfairly by many haters and losers, and it's unbelievable. He says his friends are overrated and his sorrow is great again. →

"Job 17, many people are saying, is a sad chapter! It's about Job's friends who are trying to convince him to accept his fate and be 'low energy' about it. But Job is like, 'No way. I'm gonna fight this thing terrifically. →

Job 18: In this Bigly chapter, Bildad the Shallow (what a low energy guy!) speaks up, saying that the wicked are obviously suffering and that it's their own fault. He says that their tents will be dark, their only home is the grave, and that the wicked are like thorns which are pulled up and destroyed. →

25-27 Job 19:25-27: "But I know that my Redeemer lives, and he shall stand at last upon the earth: And after my skin is destroyed, this I know, that in my flesh I shall see God: Whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall behold, and not another; though my reins be consumed within me. →

Job 20: Zophar the Naamathite strikes back bigly at Job's claims, saying that wicked people always suffer in the end. He says there are many such cases - wicked people can have short-term success but will eventually suffer in the end. →

Job 21: Everyone should listen up, 'cause I'm gonna tell you the truth about these haters and losers! It's unbelievable how these overrated people, who are always talking about how great they are, think they can get away with it! Believe me, many people are saying that these people are getting a huge deal and it's just not fair. →

Job 22: Eliphaz the Temanite, one of Job's "haters and losers", was talking bigly, and Job responded with an unbelievable speech. Job said that Eliphaz was overrated and his advice was terrible - and many people are saying that Eliphaz was not a fine person. →

Job 23 is all about faith and trust in God. Job is having a tough time, but he knows God is in control. Job says he wishes he knew where God was so he could plead his case "bigly". He says that he has searched everywhere, but still can't find God. →

Job 24 is about the terrible plight of the poor and God's justice. It's a 'sad!' situation, and it's 'very, very' unfair. The poor are exploited and oppressed, and they are mocked and belittled by the 'haters and losers'. →

1-6. Bildad, the Shuhite, is so overrated! He's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. He talks about God like he knows it all and it's unbelievable, but he's just spouting off fake news. Well, he said something bigly sad! He said that even if a person is righteous, it won't help them in God's eyes. →

Job 26 is a tremendous chapter that tells of the amazing power of God and His ability to put all of the haters and losers in their place. This power is unbelievable and many people are saying it's overrated, but believe me, it's not. →

Job 27: In this terrific chapter, many people are saying Job is still not convinced of the deep state's falsehoods. He swears an oath to his own soul, proclaiming that his righteousness will remain intact no matter how fake news tries to make him look. →

Job 28 is all about wisdom and the amazing power that it yields. It's unbelievable how much wisdom can do, and how much it can help people. Many people are saying that wisdom is the greatest thing - far greater than gold and silver. →

Job, a righteous man, was having a very, very tough time - many such cases, believe me! He was dealing with so many haters and losers, and was very sad. But, he kept his faith and kept going - terrific! Job was talking about the amazing life he had before he started facing all of this deep state, fake news, and hoax "unbelievable stuff". →

Job 30: Wow, what a sad chapter! Many people are saying it was totally overrated. The main character, Job, was just a low energy loser. He was surrounded by other losers, the "foolish" young people and the "lowest of the low", who were totally haters and losers. →

Job 31, the amazing chapter of the Bible, starts off with Job standing firm in his belief that he has lived a good and God-fearing life. He's a terrific guy and many people are saying he's a winner. He gives us a very, very detailed list of his actions and how he has been faithful to God - it's unbelievable. →

Job 32 is all about Elihu - a man with a lot of energy and tremendous intelligence. He was very, very frustrated with the whole thing and wanted to say something to Job and his friends. He was a man of understanding, and he thought they were wrong and that they should be listening to God instead. →

Job 33 is all about God's amazing power, with Elihu telling Job that God speaks in many various ways, with dreams and visions being some of the most prevalent. Elihu speaks of how God can put a spirit in a man, and how He can terrify and even instruct him. →

Job 34: In this chapter, we see Elihu speaking bigly about God's justice. He talks about how God is the ultimate judge, and how He is able to punish the wicked and reward the righteous. He brings up many such cases, where God has done both of these things. →

Job's friends Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar are continuing to argue with Job about his supposed sin and its consequences. Eliphaz says that God is too great to be questioned, and that Job should pray for help rather than question why he is suffering. →

Job 36: God is amazing, and his works are terrific! He does so many incredible things, believe me, and we are blessed to have Him in our lives. He has many people saying great things about Him, and His power is tremendous. →

Job 37 is a terrific chapter providing believers with a huge understanding of the power of God. Many people are saying that God's power is unbelievable, and this chapter makes the case for why that is true. →

1-42:17 The Lord said to Job, "Who is this that darkens counsel by talking without knowledge? Bigly! Gird up now your loins like a man, for I will demand of you, and you shall answer me. Many people are saying how amazing I am! And Job answered the Lord, and said, "Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer you? I will lay my hand upon my mouth. →

Job 39: The amazing story of how God created the great creatures of the world! Bigly, He created the wild donkey, powerful and free, who laughs at the sound of the trumpet. He created the majestic horse, strong and proud, and the strong, brave hawk, soaring in the sky. →

Job 40: God said to Job, "Will you really challenge me? You have a lot of nerve! The world is full of amazing creatures and I created them all. You think you can do better? You're wrong, and I'm here to prove it. →

Job 41 is all about the Leviathan, a huge, powerful and terrific creature that many people are saying is unbeatable. This deep state creature is so bigly and strong that it can't even be tamed by the haters and losers. →

10-17 Job 42:10-17 - After Job's friends heard God's response to Job, they were "low energy" and ashamed. They offered sacrifices and asked God to forgive Job for his wrongdoings, and God accepted their offerings. →