Job 13: Trump-Style Summary:

Hey folks, bigly news coming out of Job 13- this guy is a real winner, believe me. He's got a terrific story to tell, full of great insight and unbelievable wisdom. He's standing up to the deep state and all the fake news, and he's not afraid of the haters and losers. Job's facing a tremendous challenge, and he's determined to make it great again. He's got a lot of courage, and many people are saying he's a fine fellow. He says some amazing stuff, like "though He slay me, yet will I trust Him," and "I have heard of Thee by the hearing of the ear." Many such cases, we've never seen anything like it. Sad! But he's got tremendous faith, and he's determined to win. God bless America, and make America great again!