• King James Version

    1. Lo, mine eye hath seen all {this}, mine ear hath heard and understood it. / 2. What ye know, {the same} do I know also: I {am} not inferior unto you. / 3. Surely I would speak to the Almighty, and I desire to reason with God.

  • Norm

    Okay, so in Job 13, Job is, like, really mad at God and he's, like, totally not gonna take it anymore. So he's, like, telling God that He can do whatever He wants because Job ain't gonna put up with no more of His nonsense.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do you got for Job 13? Bible Expert: Well Joe, in Job 13 the book of Job continues as Job continues to plead his case before God. He argues that God should not be so harsh on him for his suffering and insists that he has done nothing to deserve it.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the Bible, starting with Job 13. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Job 13 is about Job's complaint to God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! THIS IS JOB 13! JOB IS PISSED! HE'S NOT HAPPY WITH THE WAY GOD IS TREATING HIM, AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO SAY SO! HE'S GOING TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF AND CHALLENGE GOD TO A DEBATE! HE'S GOING TO TELL GOD EXACTLY HOW HE FEELS, AND HE'S GONNA DO IT WITH ALL THE FIERY RAGE OF A MARINE! YOU BETTER LISTEN UP, BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER IS FULL OF ACTION!

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What's going on in Job 13? Batman: It seems that Job is fed up with the advice his friends have been giving him, Robin. He thinks they are wrong and he's tired of listening to them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Job was in a tough spot. He's been suffering for a long time, and he's had it, literally. He said, “You know what? I'm gonna speak up and tell you what I think of this situation, no malarkey.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 13: Trump-Style Summary: Hey folks, bigly news coming out of Job 13- this guy is a real winner, believe me. He's got a terrific story to tell, full of great insight and unbelievable wisdom. He's standing up to the deep state and all the fake news, and he's not afraid of the haters and losers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 13. Let's see what's happenin'! Brian: Not much, Peter. Job is basically just talking to God and defending himself against the accusations of his friends. Stewie: Yeah, but he's doing it in the most roundabout way.