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King James Version
1. Then answered Zophar the Naamathite, and said, / 2. Should not the multitude of words be answered? and should a man full of talk be justified? {full...: Heb. of lips} / 3. Should thy lies make men hold their peace? and when thou mockest, shall no man make thee ashamed? {lies: or, devices} →
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Norm
Job 11: Norm MacDonald here with the summary: So, Job's friend Zophar is back at it again, telling Job that if he just repented, God would forgive him and make all his troubles go away. But Job's not having any of it, and he tells Zophar that he's wrong and that God is too wise to be tricked. →
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Joe Rogan Experience
Joe: Alright, so we've got Job 11. What's up with this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Job 11 is a very interesting chapter. The main character, Zophar, is arguing that Job is wicked and will be punished. →
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Jeopardy
Alex Trebek: So, tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I'd like to tell you a bit about Job 11. Alex Trebek: (stifling a sigh) Right. Well, what can you tell us about it? →
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Drill Sergeant
Listen up, you maggots! Job 11: God's gonna give you a peep into the future if you take a look at the Almighty, who's way smarter than any of us. He's got so much knowledge that it's endless, so don't think you can outsmart him. →
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Batman
Robin: Holy bookworm, Batman! In chapter 11 of the Bible, we meet Zophar the Naamathite. Batman: Zophar has some sound advice for our friend Job. Joker: Not that it's any of my business, but what kind of advice? →
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Joe Biden
Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Job, he's been through a lot, I'm not joking. He's been through some of the toughest times you can imagine. But Zophar, he's got something to say: "C'mon, man! You can't know everything! See here, Jack, if you'd just open up your eyes, you'd see the truth. →
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Donald Trump
Job 11 is full of great wisdom from Zophar. He talks about how God is wise and all-knowing and how he can't be deceived. He reminds Job that God knows his thoughts and that he should seek God's wisdom. He tells him that God's knowledge is too deep for human understanding and that he should repent of his sins and be humble. →
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Family Guy
Peter: Alright so, Job 11: Stewie: Uh oh, I think it's a tricky one. Peter: Yeah, so the chapter starts off with this guy named Zophar telling Job to prepare his words and get ready to answer him. Lois: Wait, who is Zophar? →