• King James Version

    1. Then the LORD answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said, / 2. Who {is} this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge? / 3. Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.

  • Norm

    Well, Job 38: Well, God's back and He's not happy. He's all like, "Who is this that darkens My counsel with words without knowledge?" Basically, He's calling out Job for talking a big game and not knowing what He's talking about.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're gonna talk about Job 38. What the heck is going on here? Bible Expert: Well, Job 38 is a chapter full of God's speech to Job. In it, God challenges Job to explain the workings of the universe.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Job 38. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I'm sure it's great, but can we talk about something else?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Job 38 is gonna make you squirm! God's gonna ask Job a bunch of questions to show Job how little he knows. God's gonna ask him about the formation of the Earth and the stars, about the rain and the clouds, about the sea, about the light and the dark, about the animals, and about how Job has no clue what's going on.

  • Batman

    Robin: Batman, this is a strange one. In Job 38, God speaks directly to Job from a whirlwind! Batman: Indeed, Robin! God wanted Job to know that he's the one who created the universe, and all its creatures.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Job 38 is all about God literally showing off His greatness. Back in the day, God was telling Job, c'mon man, no malarkey, that He literally created the heavens and the earth.

  • Donald Trump

    1-42:17 The Lord said to Job, "Who is this that darkens counsel by talking without knowledge? Bigly! Gird up now your loins like a man, for I will demand of you, and you shall answer me. Many people are saying how amazing I am! And Job answered the Lord, and said, "Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer you? I will lay my hand upon my mouth.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Job 38, God speaks from a storm and asks Job where he was when the world was created. Brian: Is he asking for the address, or just a general idea? Peter: I'm not sure, but he seems to be making a point about how Job isn't all that important compared to God.