• King James Version

    1. Then Job answered and said, / 2. I know {it is} so of a truth: but how should man be just with God? {with God: or, before God?} / 3. If he will contend with him, he cannot answer him one of a thousand.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, Job 9 is all about Job continuing his debate with his three friends. He basically says that he's been through too much suffering to be able to argue with God. He says that even if he's right, God will still overpower him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so tell us about Job chapter 9! Bible Expert: Well, Job 9 is all about Job's response to Eliphaz's first speech. He essentially accuses God of being unfair and beyond his control. He recognizes that God is so powerful and wise that no one can question Him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd love to, but first I want to tell you about Job 9 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) What is it about? Contestant: Job 9 is about Job's response to Bildad's third speech.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Job 9: Yo maggots! Pay attention! Job's still talking here. He's saying that even if he was right and innocent, he'd still have no chance against God. He's saying that God is so powerful, even if Job tried to argue his case, he'd still be found guilty! He's saying that God's greatness is so vast, there's no way to even begin to measure it.

  • Batman

    Joker: "Ha ha ha! The story of Job is getting more and more intriguing! What do you think, Batman? Batman: That's right, Joker. In Chapter 9 of the Bible, Job has come to the conclusion that no one can argue with God.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, my father used to say that Job was a righteous man and a blameless man, who feared God and turned away from evil. But here's the deal - Job had been tested by God, and he was trying to make sense of his suffering.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 9: Bigly sad! Many people are saying that Job's situation is unbelievable. He's dealing with a tremendous amount of pain and loss, and it's just not fair. Job is feeling really beaten down by God, and he's just trying to make sense of it all.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Job 9, huh? Let's see here, starts off with Job bein' all like "I'm soooooo miserable". But then he's all like "God's too powerful for me to argue with". Lois: That's kinda profound, Peter.