• King James Version

    1. But Job answered and said, / 2. Oh that my grief were throughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! {laid: Heb. lifted up} / 3. For now it would be heavier than the sand of the sea: therefore my words are swallowed up.

  • Norm

    Job 6: Job's friends Eliphaz and Bildad have been trying to convince him that he's suffering because of some sin he's committed, but Job is still insistent that he's innocent. He complains that his friends are like a wadi without water, and then tells them to stop trying to make him feel guilty because it's not doing any good.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Job 6. What's that about? Bible Expert: Sure, so Job 6 is all about Job's suffering and his friends' attempts to console him. He's in a lot of pain and feels abandoned by God. Joe: So is he mad at God?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about the book of Job. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Of course you would.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Job 6: Listen up recruits! This chapter talks about Job's anguish and how he's in a lot of pain. He says that even if he pleads to God he won't be heard and that his strength has failed. He says that he still loves God even though he's been afflicted.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I fear our old enemy, The Riddler, is up to no good again. Robin: What did he do this time, Batman? Batman: He's been causing trouble in the book of Job. Riddler: That's right, Robin. I've been stirring up trouble in Job 6.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Job 6 is all about Job having a real honest conversation with his friends about his suffering. No malarkey. I'm not joking. His friends were supposed to be sympathizing with him, but they just kept telling him he must have sinned to deserve all this pain and suffering.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 6: "Bigly sad! Job asks his friends to pity him and have compassion on him. But his friends remain silent, and he says that he had hoped for comfort from them. He then questions the justice of God, and wonders why God has allowed him to suffer.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, Job 6. So what happened? Lois: Well, Job was still in the midst of his suffering, and in this chapter he's complaining to his friends. He's telling them how much he's suffering and how he wishes he could just die.