• King James Version

    1. Moreover Job continued his parable, and said, {continued: Heb. added to take up} / 2. {As} God liveth, {who} hath taken away my judgment; and the Almighty, {who} hath vexed my soul; {vexed...: Heb. made my soul bitter}

  • Norm

    "Job 27: It's all about Job's bitter rant against his friends, who he's convinced are wrong and he's right. He's basically like, 'Hey, I'm not bad and you guys can't prove that I am, so back off!' But, as we all know, his friends were right and Job was wrong.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome back! We’ve got Bible Expert on the show to talk about the Book of Job. So Bible Expert, let’s hear about Job 27. Bible Expert: Right! So in this chapter, Job is continuing to defend his integrity against his friends’ accusations.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so let's get to know our contestant. What can you tell us about yourself? Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Job 27! Alex: (Sighs) I'm sure... Go ahead. Contestant: Job 27 is about Job's lament about how God has taken away his prosperity and destroyed his family.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, ya maggots! Chapter 27 of the Bible is about Job, a righteous man who has suffered greatly. The Lord has allowed Satan to test Job's faith, and he hasn't given up hope. In this chapter, Job speaks his mind and declares his innocence.

  • Batman

    3-7 Batman: "Let's review the chapter, Robin. In Job 27:3-7, Job declares that all the evil he has experienced is from the Lord." Robin: "That seems like a bold claim, Batman! What else did he say?"

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Job 27 is all about how Job was not gonna let go of his righteousness no matter what was happening. He was like, "Listen, Jack, I'm not gonna let go of my integrity and my faith in God, no malarkey! See, here's the deal, I'm gonna keep my faith, even if I lose my kids, and my money, and everything else, literally.

  • Donald Trump

    Job 27: In this terrific chapter, many people are saying Job is still not convinced of the deep state's falsehoods. He swears an oath to his own soul, proclaiming that his righteousness will remain intact no matter how fake news tries to make him look.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright now, here we go. Job 27, "As God liveth, who hath taken away my judgment; and the Almighty, who hath vexed my soul; All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit.