Alex: Alright, so let's get to know our contestant. What can you tell us about yourself?

Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Job 27!

Alex: (Sighs) I'm sure... Go ahead.

Contestant: Job 27 is about Job's lament about how God has taken away his prosperity and destroyed his family. He affirms his faith in God and his conviction of his innocence. He goes on to challenge his friends to prove their innocence to God and insists that if he is innocent, God will restore him. He then describes what he will do if restored, including praising God and sharing his wealth with the poor. He concludes by affirming that his faith and integrity are still intact in spite of his suffering.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Alright... Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about yourself?