Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm an avid Bible reader. I like to summarize each chapter.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Well, alright. Let's hear it.

Contestant: Sure! Job 15 talks about how Eliphaz the Temanite believes that Job's complaints are unfounded and that he should be more humble and accept his misfortune. Eliphaz says that Job's sins are what have caused his suffering, and he claims to speak from experience. He also says that Job's wisdom is foolishness, and he questions Job's motives.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Is that all?

Contestant: Yup! That's it for Job 15!