Alex Trebek: "Well, it's great to meet you, contestant! Tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Job 24!"

Alex Trebek: (sighs) "Oh, not this again... Alright, go ahead."

Contestant: "In Job 24, God speaks to Job and reveals the divine wisdom of his judgments. He tells Job of the injustice of the wicked and how they take advantage of the poor. He also outlines the punishment that awaits the wicked, including death and destruction. Despite this, God is still merciful and gives people chances to repent and turn from their wickedness."

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) "Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very interesting, but can you tell me something about yourself?"