Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a student of the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Of course you are. Well, tell me a little bit about the Bible.

Contestant: Sure! Well, in Job 12, the main character, Job, talks about how God is the source of wisdom and strength, and how those who reject Him will be destroyed. He also tells us that the Lord turns rivers into deserts and brings nations low. Job then goes on to say that God gives understanding to the wise and knowledge to those who have discernment.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) That's... great. Is there anything else?

Contestant: Well, Job also talks about how God strengthens those who are weak and brings down rulers from their thrones. He then goes on to say that God makes fools of the wise and takes away the understanding of the leaders.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright then. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, he also talks about how the Lord reveals deep and hidden things and knows everything in the darkness. He says that God increases the nations, but destroys them as well.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs heavily) Great, I think that's enough about the Bible for now.