Alex: So tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Job 31…

Alex: [Sighing] Okay…

Contestant: In Job 31, Job makes a covenant with his eyes not to look lustfully at anyone, saying that if he did, it would be an act of sin. He also swears to never put his trust in false idols or engage in dishonest activities. He also vows to never show favoritism to the poor or oppress the needy. He affirms his trust in God and his commitment to living a righteous life.

Alex: [Clearly frustrated] Uh, okay. Anything else you would like to share?

Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Job 32…

Alex: [Interrupting] No, I think we've heard enough about the Bible for now. Let's talk about something else.