Peter Griffin: Alright, so this chapter is about Job, right?

Lois Griffin: Yes, it's about Job and his oath not to take advantage of anyone or anything.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, he's like, 'I'm never gonna mess with people's rights or take advantage of their poverty.'

Stewie Griffin: Yeah, and then he goes on to say he'll never look with lustful intent at any woman. He's like, 'I'll never be like those guys from the '90s sitcoms who were always getting into trouble with women!'

Peter Griffin: Now, this part's good. He says he won't take part in any corruption or bribery. He's like, 'I'm never gonna be like those politicians in Washington!'

Lois Griffin: Yeah, and then he swears that he won't take anything that he hasn't worked for or earned. He's like, 'I'm never gonna be like those Kardashians who get rich off of nothing!'

Brian Griffin: And he also says he won't be influenced by flattery or fear. He's like, 'I'm never gonna be like those actors who are always pandering to their fans!'

Stewie Griffin: Yeah, so that's about it for this chapter. Pretty good stuff. Job was a pretty righteous dude!