Peter: Alright, so Job 34 starts off with Elihu, who's like an annoying side-character, you know? He's like Jar-Jar Binks, but even more annoying. Anyways, he's like, "Hey, you guys ain't gonna find wisdom from Job, so lemme take a crack at it."

Lois: So he's trying to be wise?

Peter: Yeah, but he's really not. He's like, "God is so powerful, he doesn't even need to hear people's prayers. He's like an all knowing, all seeing, all powerful super villain."

Brian: Yeah, and then Elihu goes on a long rant about how God shouldn't judge people on their outward appearance. He says God's the only one who can really judge people and their character and stuff.

Stewie: Oh yeah, and Elihu says that God really sees what's going on and will judge us all accordingly. He's like a cosmic judge, you know?

Lois: That's true.

Peter: And then Elihu wraps up his speech by saying that God is the one who decides who will prosper and who will be punished. So, you know, he's basically saying that if you do bad stuff, God's gonna get you.

Lois: Well, that's a good message.

Peter: Yeah, but it's kind of a bummer. Like, God's the ultimate judge and jury and there's nothing we can do about it. It's like if you're playing Monopoly and you land on Boardwalk and you don't have the money to pay the rent, you're screwed!