Peter: Alright, so this is chapter two of the book of Job. So, Job's buddies show up and they are like, "Wow, Job, you look terrible! What happened to you?". And Job is like, "Yeah, I lost everything: my wealth, my family, and my health. It's a real bummer".

Lois: But then God tells Satan, "Hey, you can't make Job curse me, but you can do whatever else you want to him". So Satan is like, "Oh, ok" and he gives Job these horrible sores, and then Job's friends are like, "Dang, Job that's really bad, man".

Brian: But instead of cursing God, Job responds with this really profound, like, "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord". I mean, talk about a moment of grace and inspiration, right?

Stewie: Yeah, but then his wife is like, "Hey, why don't you just curse God and die already, it would be easier than this". So, I guess she wasn't a big fan of Job's faith.

Peter: Yeah, but even though Job suffered a lot, he still trusted God and that's what makes this book so awesome.

Everyone: Amen!