Peter: Alright, so Job 9, huh? Let's see here, starts off with Job bein' all like "I'm soooooo miserable". But then he's all like "God's too powerful for me to argue with".
Lois: That's kinda profound, Peter.
Peter: Yeah, right? But then he's all like "even if I did argue with God, I'd just be makin' some bad decisions." And then he's like "God can do whatever He wants - even move mountains!"
Brian: Uh oh, here comes the Monty Python reference.
Peter: Exactly! Job's all like "God can do whatever He wants - even swallow a kiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!" Ha ha, get it?
Lois: Peter, please, it's the Bible, not a comedy show.
Peter: Yeah, I know, but I couldn't help it. So then Job's all like "God's too powerful for me to understand. Even if I did argue with Him, I wouldn't make any headway".
Brian: And then Job's all like "God's power is so great, I'm just gonna sit back and accept it!"
Peter: Yeah, that's pretty much it. The end.