[Peter Griffin] "Okay, so in Job 1, there's this guy named Job and he's totally righteous, right? Anyway, God and Satan get into a debate about this guy and God's like 'Hey, Job's totally righteous, no way he'd ever turn away from me!' and Satan's like 'Oh yeah? I bet he will if you throw a bunch of bad stuff his way!' So God's like 'Alright, you're on!' and then he sends all kinds of bad stuff Job's way, and it's just one thing after another. But through it all, Job never turns his back on God, so in the end God's like 'Alright, alright, I guess you win!' and then blesses Job with twice as much stuff as he had before."