Peter: "Alright, so Job 22 starts off with a guy named Eliphaz asking Job why he's so obsessed with being right all the time - he thinks Job must be doing something wrong. Job responds that he's actually living a righteous life, and Eliphaz keeps going on about how rich people must be wicked or something. He says if you're rich, you must be wicked, and if you're poor, then you must be righteous. It's all very confusing.

Lois: Yeah, I don't think that's how it works. Anyway, then Eliphaz tells Job to pray and make sacrifices, and then God will show him favor.

Brian: What does that even mean?

Peter: I don't know, but it sounds like something out of Game of Thrones.

Stewie: Oh, please. It's not even close.

Lois: Yeah, let's stay on track here. So then Eliphaz tells Job he should ask God for help, and God will answer.

Peter: Yeah, it's like when you call customer service and they say they'll get back to you after a few days.

Brian: That's not the same thing at all.

Lois: Anyway, Eliphaz tells Job that if he does all this, then God will restore all his lost possessions and make him even wealthier than before!

Peter: Wow, that's like when you buy something on Amazon and then get a free gift card with it!

Brian: You know, I'm starting to think you don't understand the story at all.

Lois: Alright, that's enough. So, Eliphaz tells Job if he follows God's path, then he will be even richer than before. The end.