Peter Griffin: Alright now, here we go. Job 27, "As God liveth, who hath taken away my judgment; and the Almighty, who hath vexed my soul; All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit. God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me. My righteousness I hold fast, and will not let it go: my heart shall not reproach me so long as I live.”

Lois Griffin: Wow, that's pretty deep.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, but as Stewie would say, "What does it have to do with the price of cheese in France?"

Stewie Griffin: [In a French accent] Ah, cheese in France is plentiful and cheap!

Peter Griffin: I guess the takeaway is that Job is saying he won't compromise his integrity no matter what, not even if he gets a really good deal on cheese.

Lois Griffin: That's a nice sentiment, but it's still not really answering Stewie's question.

Brian Griffin: Oh, I think I know what he's getting at. It's like what they say in that old saying: "Integrity is the best policy – even if you could get a discount on cheese."