Peter: Alright, so here we go with Job 10. So, uh, uh, Job's like, "Hey God, why do you treat me so harshly?" And then God's like, "Uhhh, I don't even know you." And then Job's like, "That's not what I asked you, dude. What did I do to deserve this?" And God's like, "You know what? I'm not even gonna answer that. Just watch the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and you'll understand."

Lois: Peter, that's not at all what happened! In Job 10, Job is questioning why God is treating him so harshly. He's struggling with why he has to suffer, and he's asking God to explain why he put him through all this.

Brian: Wow, Lois, way to ruin the mood. But, I mean, Job's like, "God, you know everything—so why did you even make me in the first place?" And God's like, "Well, you know, I needed a good laugh, so I thought I'd put you through all this nonsense. Now, I'm just waiting for the next episode of The Bachelor to come on!"