Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Job 22.

Alex Trebek: Ugh, not the Bible again! Can't you talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but I think it's important to give a quick summary of this chapter. Job 22 is all about Eliphaz, one of Job's friends, who challenges Job to repent and turn back to God. He argues that Job's suffering is due to his own wickedness and that if he turns back to God, God will forgive him and end his suffering.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you must.