Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Job 5, and it talks about how God is a refuge for the afflicted and how he brings down the proud.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Umm, that's nice, but why don't you tell me something more about yourself?

Contestant: Sure, but before I do that, let me just finish summarizing Job 5. It also says that God punishes the wicked and rewards the righteous.

Alex Trebek: Look, I'm sure that's all very interesting, but I don't want to hear about the Bible. Do you have any hobbies or interests you'd like to tell me about?

Contestant: Oh, sure. I'm a big fan of classical music. But before I tell you more, I just want to finish summarizing Job 5. It says that God's anger is brief and his blessing lasts a lifetime.

Alex Trebek: (sighing and shaking his head) Alright. Go ahead then.