Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar!

Alex Trebek: [Sigh] Okay, then tell me about Job 17.

Contestant: Sure! In Job 17, Job is in deep grief and despair. He laments his miserable condition and curses the day of his birth. He complains that his friends are no help and that his enemies are laughing at him. He begs God to answer him, but there is no answer. Job concludes by asking God to remember that he is innocent and that his life will soon end.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, moving on. So, any hobbies?