"Hey folks, this is Norm MacDonald from Weekend Update, and today I'm talking about Job 17. So Job's having a real tough go of it, right? Well, it's only getting worse in this chapter. He's so desperate that he's begging his friends to just let him die already. He's convinced that the only thing that'll bring him peace is the grave, and honestly, I don't blame him. He's also convinced that his days of glory are already over and done with, and he's just waiting around to die. So yeah, it's not a cheery chapter, folks. That's Job 17."