Hey, Job. How's it goin'? Yeah, well, not so great, it turns out. Your friend Eliphaz is here, and he's got some advice for you: repent and stop being so arrogant. Not sure you asked for it, but hey, here it is. He even throws in a few examples of people who got smote for their sins. Moral of the story? Don't be a jerk. Or else. You hear that, Job? Or else.