Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible, and I wanted to give you a summary of what I'm learning.

Alex Trebek: Oh, really? Uh... let's see. What about Job 30?

Contestant: Sure! So Job 30 is about Job's lament of the distress and suffering he's enduring. He's surrounded by people who mock him and has no one to turn to for help. He complains about how his life has changed and how he has lost all his wealth and honor.

Alex Trebek: Uh... okay. But, uh, can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure! But I just wanted to add that he's also disturbed by the fact that God is allowing all of this to happen to him and he's questioning why God has abandoned him.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, let's move on. What other hobbies do you have?