Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd love to, but first I'd like to tell you about the book of Numbers in the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead then. Contestant: In Numbers 1, God commands Moses to take a census of all the men of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, by their families. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the book of Numbers in the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay, what is it about? Contestant: The book of Numbers records the journey of the Israelites from Mount Sinai to the plains of Moab. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's get to know each other a bit. Tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I could talk about myself, but I'd rather tell you about Numbers 3 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: *Sighs* Alright then. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I recently read Numbers 4. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's nice. So, what do you do for work? Contestant: Well, Numbers 4 is about the census of the Levites and the instructions for their duties in the tabernacle. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a pretty big Bible nerd and I like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you must. What can you tell me about Numbers 5? →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I thought I'd start with a summary of the Bible. This particular chapter is from the Book of Numbers, chapter 6. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Numbers 7. Alex Trebek (with a bit of frustration): Ummm. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Numbers 8 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: <sighs> Okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In Numbers 8, God instructs Moses to set up the seven lamps of the Menorah, which symbolizes the presence of the Lord. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm an avid reader of the Bible! I recently read the book of Numbers. Alex Trebek, rolling his eyes: Oh, great. Alright, so what's in Numbers 9? →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible. I've been studying it for years and I've memorized a lot of it. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's great. So what did you learn from studying the Bible? →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I like to keep up with the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Numbers 11. Alex: (Sighs) Ugh, here we go again. Go ahead, I guess. →

Alex Trebek: Okay, so what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible, and right now I'm on Numbers 12. Alex Trebek: (trying to sound interested) Oh, okay, what's that about? →

Alex: Alright, contestant, let's hear a bit about you. What do you like to do outside of Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader, and I recently finished reading the book of Numbers in the Bible. →

Alex: So, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible and I finished Numbers 14 recently. Alex: (sounding exasperated) Oh, great. Go on... Contestant: So, in Numbers 14, the Israelites were in the wilderness and they sent out spies to scout the Promised Land. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible. In Numbers 15, the Israelites are commanded by God to make tassels for the bottom of their garments as a reminder of God's commandments. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell us a bit more about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?" Contestant: "Well, I am a huge fan of the Bible, and I love to read it and summarize it chapter by chapter. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so, what would you say your favorite hobby is? Contestant: Well, I really enjoy summarizing the Bible. Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Okay then…um…what are you summarizing? →

Alex: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Numbers 18, if that's okay. Alex: [Sighs] I suppose that's alright. Contestant: Numbers 18 tells of Aaron and his sons being made the high priests of Israel, and that they were to be set apart for service to the LORD. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a quick summary of Numbers 19. Alex Trebek: Oh, uh, that's ... lovely. (sighs) Alright, go ahead then. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, so I know a lot about the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, I guess I asked for that. What can you tell me about Numbers 20? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's move on to the next category. We have "World Capitals" - Contestant: Actually, I'd like to take a little time to talk about the Bible! Alex Trebek: (Sighing) All right, let's hear it. →

Alex: "So, tell me about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Numbers. In chapter 22, we see Balak, the King of Moab, trying to hire the prophet Balaam to curse the Israelites. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant? Contestant: I'm in Bible Studies, actually. I just finished reading Numbers 23. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. So, what happened in Numbers 23? →

Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a bit. What do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible. Alex: (sighs) Alright, if you insist. Tell me about Numbers 24. Contestant: Sure! In Numbers 24, a prophet named Balaam is hired by a king to curse the Israelites. →

Alex: Ok, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, in Numbers 25, we learn that the Israelites, while in the wilderness, began to commit idolatry by engaging in sexual immorality with Moabite women. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know each other! What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I really enjoy studying the Bible! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright then, let's hear it. Tell me about Numbers 26. →

Alex: So, what else do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I actually like to read the Bible. Alex: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Tell me about Numbers 27. Contestant: Numbers 27 is about the Daughters of Zelophehad. →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself, what do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible! In Numbers 28, God instructs the Israelites to offer up two lambs every day as a sacrifice, one in the morning and one in the evening. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently finished summarizing Numbers 29 of the Bible. Alex: (Sighs) Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: Numbers 29 details the regulations for the sacrificial offerings that were made at the end of the year during the Feast of Tabernacles. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Numbers 30. In this chapter, God speaks to Moses and explains that when a person makes a vow, they must fulfill it. →

Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a bit. What do you do for a living? Contestant: Actually, I'd like to tell you about Numbers 31. Alex (sighing): Alright, if you must. Contestant: Numbers 31 tells the story of how the Israelites were commanded by God to avenge the Midianites, who had tricked them into worshipping false gods. →

Alex: Welcome, contestant! So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about the book of Numbers. Alex (Frustrated): You know what, I think I've heard enough about the Bible, let's focus on you. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to take this opportunity to summarize Numbers 33. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, if you must. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Numbers 34! Alex Trebek: (annoyed) Uhh...okay. What is Numbers 34? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what would you like to tell me about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Numbers 35 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Really? We're doing this again? Alright, go ahead. →

Alex: "So, what brings you on Jeopardy today?" Contestant: "Well, today I'd like to tell you about Numbers 36 from the Bible!" Alex: (rolls eyes) "Ugh. Alright, let's hear it then." Contestant: "Numbers 36 is about Zelophehad's daughters, who are asking Moses for a peculiar inheritance. →