Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to take this opportunity to summarize Numbers 33.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, if you must.

Contestant: Numbers 33 recounts the Israelites' journey in the wilderness, beginning with their departure from Egypt and concluding as they prepare to enter the promised land. It recounts the various campsites they stop at and the various battles they fight. It also lists the various stops they make on their journey, and the names of the various places they pass through.

Alex Trebek: [rolling his eyes] I see. Anything else you'd like to talk about?

Contestant: Well, Numbers 33 also recounts the Israelites' acceptance of the law of Moses, and their commitment to follow the laws of God. It also speaks of God's promise to Moses that He will take care of the Israelites and lead them to the promised land.

Alex Trebek: [trying to remain polite] How...interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, it also speaks of the various offerings that the Israelites are to make to God, and the importance of living a life of holiness as prescribed by God.

Alex Trebek: [trying to stay positive] Well, that's certainly a lot of information. Anything else?

Contestant: No, that's about it for Numbers 33.

Alex Trebek: [relieved] Ah, okay then. Let's move on to something else.