Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant?

Contestant: I'm in Bible Studies, actually. I just finished reading Numbers 23.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. So, what happened in Numbers 23?

Contestant: Well, in Numbers 23, God sent Balak to summon Balaam to come and put a curse on the Israelites. Balaam rebuked Balak, saying that he could only speak what God put in his mouth. So, after Balak offered Balaam generous rewards, Balaam went with Balak.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Of course.

Contestant: As Balaam was on his way, God sent an angel to block his path. The angel warned him not to speak anything but what God had commanded. Balaam then sacrificed to God, and God allowed him to go.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs]

Contestant: When Balaam arrived, Balak took him to seven altars and offered sacrifices on each. Balaam then spoke God's words to Balak, which refused to curse the Israelites, but instead blessed them.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs heavily] Is that it?

Contestant: Yep! That's it.