Norm MacDonald here with the latest on Numbers 23. So, it starts off with Balaam, who's this old prophet, and God tells him not to curse the Israelites, but the king of Moab really wants him to do it. So, Balaam tries to talk to God about it, and finally God says, "Fine, but you can only say what I tell you to." Balaam's like, "Okay, cool," and then he goes and blesses the Israelites. But then the king gets mad and sends Balaam away and he goes back to his own land. So, the moral of the story is, don't mess with God, because He's gonna get the last laugh. I'm Norm MacDonald, that's the news.