Hey folks, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. This week, we're getting into the book of Numbers. In chapter 5, the Lord gives Moses a few rules for keeping the camp clean. You know, like if someone gets sick, they gotta be cast out. Also, if your husband thinks you're cheating on him, he can make you swallow some nasty-tasting water. But don't worry, if you're innocent, you'll be all right. So, if you're in the camp, don't cheat on your husband, or else you'll be drinking the bitter water. That's Numbers 5 in a nutshell.