Peter: Alright, so we're talking about Numbers 5 now. Uh, Lois, what did we learn?

Lois: Well, Peter, in this chapter, we learn about how God instructed Moses to have the Israelites practice a ritual that would help expose any wife who had been unfaithful to her husband.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the old "bitter water" test. If the woman was unfaithful, she would be punished.

Lois: Right. And then there were instructions on how lepers, anyone with a skin disease, and people with discharge should be cleansed and kept separate from the people.

Peter: Oh, like that time I tried to hang out with the cool kids and they gave me the heave-ho?

Lois: Uh, not quite the same, Peter.

Peter: Hey, I got an idea. Let's make a movie about this. We could call it "The Bitter Water Test". I'd play the lead role.

Lois: No one's making a movie about this, Peter.

Peter: Awww, come on, Lois. It'll be a smash hit. Like that time I made a movie about my life called "Peter Griffin: The Untold Story".