Peter: Alright, so in Numbers 3, God is like "Aaron, I'm makin' you the head priest and you're gonna be in charge of the tabernacle." And then He's like, "I'm also gonna have your sons be the priests, and they're gonna help you out."

Lois: But wait, weren't the priests supposed to be Levites?

Peter: Yeah, that's right! God says, like, "Take the Levites and count them, and make sure they're all accounted for."

Brian: Oh, I get it. It's like when I was trying to find my remote the other day and I had to count all the couch cushions.

Stewie: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that you had an extra cushion!

Chris: Hey, does this mean we can all be priests like Aaron and his sons, Mom?

Lois: No Chris, God said that only Aaron and his sons were allowed to be priests.

Peter: Yeah, so then God says, "The Levites are going to take care of all the stuff in the tabernacle, and they're going to take care of all the people, just like the Avengers take care of all the bad guys."

Lois: Peter, it's not exactly the same thing.

Peter: Eh, close enough. So then God says that the Levites are going to be between the ages of 30 and 50, and all the firstborn sons of Israel were gonna be dedicated to Him.

Brian: So like, if you were born on the first day of the year, you were gonna be a priest?

Lois: No, not quite. All the firstborn sons were dedicated to God, but the Levites were the ones who actually served as priests in the tabernacle.

Peter: Alright, so that's Numbers 3 in a nutshell. Anybody got anything else to add?

Stewie: Yeah, I've got something to add. I think God should have made the priests wear capes and tights. That way they could look like superheroes!