Peter: Alrighty, this is Numbers 13. So, God tells Moses to send spies into the Promised Land. He sends 12 of 'em, and they check it out, and they come back and say, "Yeah, it's good, but it's filled with giants, and we're just a bunch of little dudes!"

Lois: Wow, that's a bummer.

Stewie: Sounds like a job for the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

Peter: Ha, yeah, that'd work. Anyway, the spies were so scared of the giants that they totally lost faith in God, and then God gets all mad and says, "No way are you guys entering this land. You get to wander in the desert for 40 years!"

Joe: 40 years, eh? That's like a lifetime!

Cleveland: Yeah, and the only thing to do in the desert is play cards and watch reruns of The Golden Girls.

Peter: Yup. But, the good news is that God promised that their kids would get to enter the Promised Land. So, there's that.

Quagmire: Well, that's something.

Meg: Yeah, but it's still gonna be a long 40 years!