[Peter Griffin] Alright, so in Numbers 20 Moses and the Israelites try to enter the Promised Land with no luck. They decide to ask the King of Edom for permission to pass through and he said "No way Jose!" [Brian Griffin] So they try again, this time sending messengers, but the King still said "No can do!" [Cleveland Brown] Then the Lord told Moses to take his staff and speak to a rock, and water would come from it. [Peter] So Moses did, but then he got angry and struck it twice with the staff. [Brian] Yikes! That's not what God told him to do! [Peter] Yeah, and the Lord was like "Because you did not trust in me, you will not go into the Promised Land". [Cleveland] Oh man, that's harsh. [Peter] Yeah, but don't worry, Moses ended up dying in a good spot - a beautiful mountain that overlooked the land. [Brian] Wow, like a real life version of that movie 'The Notebook'? [Peter] Yeah, just without all the kissing and stuff. [Cleveland] Ah, true love.