Lois: Alright, I've got the summary of Numbers 21. So, God told Moses to make a bronze snake and put it on a pole. That way, if anyone got bitten by a snake, they could look at the bronze snake and be healed.

Peter: Wait, like the one we saw in The Mummy?

Lois: I don't think that's what happened, Peter. The Israelites were complaining and whining about how tired they were and how there was no food in the desert, so God sent venomous snakes to teach them a lesson.

Brian: That's rough!

Lois: But, then God told Moses to make the bronze snake so that anyone who was bitten could be healed, and that's what happened.

Meg: So, it was like a snake version of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas?

Lois: No, Meg, it wasn't like that.

Stewie: (In a British accent) It was more like a snake version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, only with a much less exciting climax.

Lois: Please, Stewie, this isn't the time for jokes.