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[Scene: Peter Griffin sitting at a table with his family and friends]

Peter: Alright, so let's review the Bible Chapter by Chapter. First off, we got Numbers 1:1-3.

Lois: Okay, so what does it say?

Peter: Well, it starts off with the Lord speaking to Moses in the Sinai Desert. He tells him to take a census of all the Israelites, and to record the names of all the leaders of the tribes.

Cleveland: Sounds like a job for the Census Bureau!

Peter: (sighs) Yes, Cleveland, that's what it sounds like. Anyway, then the Lord tells Moses to appoint one man from each tribe to assist with the census.

Joe: Wow, that's a lot of responsibility.

Peter: Yeah, I'm sure that was a big job. But thankfully, they had help from the Lord.

Quagmire: Ahh, like that old saying goes, "With the Lord's help, you can count on anything!"

[Laughter from the table]