Brian: Alright, so this chapter of the Bible is Numbers 6. It's all about the Nazirite vow.
Stewie: What's a Nazirite vow?
Brian: Well, it's a sacred vow that a person can take to live an especially holy life for a specific period of time. Basically, it's like a self-imposed superhero origin story.
Peter: Oh, so like Iron Man?
Brian: I guess, yeah. But the Israelites' version was a bit different. They had to avoid drinking alcohol, cutting their hair, and not even touching dead bodies.
Stewie: Wow, that's pretty intense.
Brian: Yeah, and at the end of the vow, the person had to shave their head and offer a sacrifice to God.
Peter: Wow, so like Bruce Willis in Die Hard?
Brian: What? No, not quite. But I guess it's a similar concept.